<p>I baroque my leg!</p>
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<p>wow. just wow.</p>
<p>hahahaha that was awful</p>
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<p>wow you bring shame to the state you're from</p>
<p>AH! worst joke, in a while.</p>
<p>i lol'd</p>
<p>What grade did the Cretaceous Period get when the Dinosaurs died out?</p>
<p>Epoch fail</p>
<p>^ Uh, wow.</p>
<p>What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine?</p>
<p>A flat Minor</p>
<p>Q: Why couldn't Beethoven find his piano teacher?</p>
<p>A: Because he was Haydn.</p>
<p>What do you get when you drop a piano on an army?</p>
<p>A flat Major</p>
<p>What you get when you cut a tuba in half?</p>
<p>A One Ba.</p>
<p>Sodium: I think I lost an electron!
Chlorine: Are you positive?</p>
<p>What do you get when you stick a needle in your eye?</p>
<p>Pain.</p>
<p>What is 2+2?
Fish.</p>
<p>What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?</p>
<p>I don't remember. I haven't seen the movie in years.</p>
<p>@ ThisCouldBeHeaven: hahahaha nice one</p>
<p>What's a rabbi's favorite insect?</p>
<p>The Jute bug</p>
<p>What's black and white and has wheels?</p>
<p>A zebra! and I lied about the wheels.</p>
<p>How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?</p>
<p>Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, shut the door.</p>
<p>How do you put an elephant in the fridge?</p>
<p>Open the door, take out the giraffe, insert elephant.</p>
<p>All of the animals are at an animal meeting. Who isn't there?</p>
<p>The elephant. He's in the fridge.</p>
<p>You need to cross an aligator infested lake. How do you do it?</p>
<p>Swim across. The alligators are at the meeting.</p>
