What did Bach say when he fell down the stairs?

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<p>^ that's hilarious</p>

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<p>LMAO nice joke OP:p</p>

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<p>"What's black and white and has wheels?</p>

<p>A zebra! and I lied about the wheels." </p>

<p>Hahaha! Amazing. </p>

<p>Why was the tomato blushing? </p>

<p>Because it saw the salad dressing.</p>

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<p>How would you describe life without music?</p>

<p>Without music, life would B flat.</p>

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<p>What did the fermata say to her lover?</p>

<p>Hold me.</p>

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<p>Q: What was Beethoven's favourite fruit?</p>

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<p>Why did the student choose not to be a doctor?</p>

<p>He didn't have the patience.</p>

<p>Why did the student choose not to be a surgeon></p>

<p>He didn't have the heart.</p>

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<p>bump! i'll have to share some of these jokes with some of my music friends. these are great!</p>

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<p>How was the trumpet player feeling?</p>

<p>Horny.</p>

<p>Why did the trumpet player do well in bed?</p>

<p>She already knew how to blow.</p>

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<p>Knock knock.</p>

<p>Who's there?</p>

<p>Little Boy Blue.</p>

<p>Little Boy Blue who?</p>

<p>Michael Jackson.</p>

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<p>How do you make a guitarist stop playing?</p>

<p>Put sheet music in front of him</p>

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<p>Why was the saxophone player silent in class?</p>

<p>He couldn't reed.</p>

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<p>What's the difference between a large pizza and a musician?</p>

<p>A large pizza can feed a family of four.</p>

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<p>What's the difference between your mom and your dad?</p>

<p>Nothing. ZING!!!</p>

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<p>And now for the classic...</p>

<p>Why was six afraid of seven?</p>

<p>7,8,9</p>

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<p>Why are smart women so ugly?</p>

<p>Serious question.</p>

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<p>Why do I always hear girls want a nice sensible guy, but when they do find him, he remains the friend?</p>

<p>Rhetorical question.</p>

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<p>Why did the plane crash?</p>

<p>because</p>

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<p>loaf of bread</p>

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<p>This might be a bit risqu</p>

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<p>^ Oh wow. That's hillarious and slightly disturbing at the same time.</p>

<p>It reminds me of; What do Micheal Jackson and Wal Mart have in common?</p>

<p>Little boys pants half off</p>