<p>Hahaha, these jokes are great...</p>
<p>A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...</p>
<p>badum chh</p>
<p>OMG lol. those pedo and michael jackson jokes were soooo bad. :o haha.</p>
<p>Here's a long joke. But you gotta know what Halls are first (they're mint sweets in case you don't know).</p>
<p>ANyway, soo.</p>
<p>Mr. Apple had a bad day at the office, so he decided to go to the bar to get a drink. While he was there, the Nacho Boys arrive, and kick him out, telling him he's not allowed there because it is THEIR bar.</p>
<p>All glum, Mr. Apple walks home when he sees his friend, Mr. Ketchup.
"Aww, why so sad?" says Mr. Ketchup
"Well," replies Mr. Apple, "I had a pretty crap day at work today, and then I was kicked out of the bar by those bad-azz Nacho Boys"
"What! that's proposterous. they don't own the bar. C'mon, let's go back and get a drink" says Mr. Ketchup.</p>
<p>So, Mr. Halls and Mr. Apple go to the bar, they sit, order a drink or two, when all of a sudden, the Nacho Boys burst in again. "Hey!" said the Nacho Boys "This is our bar! You're not allowed here". And they get kicked out.</p>
<p>So the party of two decide to walk home, when they see their other friend, Mr. Halls.
They tell Mr. Halls what happened at the bar, and he replies with:
"What! They can't do that! Don't worry, we'll go back to the bar and sort things out".</p>
<p>So, the three of them went back to the bar, and they sit for some drinks. The Nacho Boys, once again, burst in. Upon seeing them, the Nacho Boys run out screaming.</p>
<p>Later on that night, the bartender asks the Nacho Boys what had happened.
One of the Boys replied: "Well, Mr. Apple is a wimp. We can easily beat him up. And Mr. Ketchup, he's the same, we can beat him up too. But Mr. Halls... he's completely MENTHOL".</p>
<p>^^ omg that is soooooo corny lmao</p>
<p>What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas?</p>
<p>Cancer.</p>