<p>I've only been able to visit UCSB and UCLA, and I couldn't really get a good feel because I just happened to be passing by and took like a 10 minute walk on both (I liked ucla's campus more but ucsb's beach was unbeatable!)</p>
<p>I guess I'm curious to know if the "general" stereotype for each of the Uc's (like that santa cruz is stoner-topia and that ucla is well--hmm I don't have one for that school!) is accurate or not so much?</p>
<p>And what are the campuses like that I didn't list? Thanks! :)</p>
<p>LMAO that’s awful!!! Ok maybe a little funny ;)</p>
<p>Seriously though, why have I been hearing that there is like “berkeley-vision” and, now I guess, triton-eye?! haha.
If these are major universities, and they’re like 20,000+ at least, how are women unattractive? Surely there has to be regular looking people!</p>
<p>How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.</p>
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<p>How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.</p>
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<p>How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Davis doesn’t have electricity.</p>
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<p>How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.</p>
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<p>How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.</p>
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<p>How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.</p>
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<p>How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Riverside looks better in the dark.</p>
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<p>How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hire the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them.</p>
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<p>How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: She holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around her.</p>
<p>I’ve been taking a class at UCLA and it’s a beautiful campus, but there aren’t very many good looking people. I was used to the crowd at USC because a friend of mine went there…Wooooow like night and day!!! The students at USC are sooooo much hotter! I can’t speak for the other UC’s but I would imagine them to be the same or worst =(</p>
<p>Usually the easier the school is to get into the better looking the people are. It is kind of surprising though that UCSB has the reputation as having the best though bc it’s not the easiest UC to get into, I’d say that title goes to UCM or UCR.</p>
<p>UCB: university of competitive *****es
UCI: university of Chinese immigrants
USC: university of spoiled children
UCSB: university of casual sex and booze</p>
<p>UCI: 1 to change the lightbulb and 2 to check US News to see if their lightbulb department has become better than Davis’s and Santa Barbara’s.</p>
<p>UCSB: 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 40 who came in because they heard about the lightbulb screwing party. There was beer.</p>
<p>UC Davis: 1 because everyone loves Davis. Either that or something about cows.</p>
<p>UCSD: 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 1 to make a joke about how there’s nothing else to do at UCSD.</p>
<p>Berkeley: 20. 10 hippies who wandered into the room and 10 students who were rejected from Haas.</p>
<p>LA: 100 to screw in the lightbulb and 100 who are waiting outside because they tried to sign up for Lightbulb Screwing 101 two hours after sign-up started.</p>
<p>UC Riverside: 4, because 3 will have transferred out before the lightbulb goes in.</p>
<p>Merced: 1 to screw in the lightbulb and a few thousand more to ask Michelle Obama to speak when they turn on the switch.</p>
<p>Santa Cruz: 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 29 to have a discussion on the racist and sexist implications of lightbulbs</p>
<p>My housemate’s 2 year old devil child won’t shut the h up, so it’s another night working ahead on my school work and checking CC once an hour to see if anyone’s being a dork.</p>
<p>How many units are you taking this semester?</p>
<p>I thought it was interesting people posting about unattractive people. I think though that if you wonder around a college campus in the middle of the semester you are not going to see 80% of the people looking anywhere near their best. I’m at a junior college right now and although I get dressed up in 3in heels and sexy tops every weekend when I go out or wear flirty skirts and wedges for an afternoon lunch or walmart trip you are lucky to see me in jeans let alone make up on my JC campus… I dunno though maybe they are all ugly. I visited Cal and don’t remember thinking people were particularly ugly.</p>
<p>@ kernlsanders: I’m only in 16 units this semester thank god. I had initially signed up for 21, but I dropped calc. Honestly I was just terrified that I couldn’t handle it, and didn’t want to risk my admission (wherever) getting rescinded. I figured that I had to go with the safer route.</p>
<p>How many units are you in? Enjoying your classes?</p>