frivolous time waster

Transfer Students UC Transfers
1

<p>UCLA: Two. 1 to change the bulb, and another to call their friends at USC and tell them how they changed it just as well and for much cheaper.</p>

<p>UCB: Three. 1 to change the bulb and two to debate about the metaphysical state of the bulb and how its invention has impacted human development.</p>

<p>UCSD: Five. 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins.</p>

<p>UCI: Eleven. 1 to change the bulb and ten to sit around watching because honestly, what else is there to do at Irvine past 10pm??</p>

<p>UCR: Three. 1 to steal the bulb, another to drive the getaway car, and the last to call all his friends to throw the celebration party on a Tuesday night.</p>

<p>UCSB: Seven. 1 to screw the bulb and 6 to screw each other.</p>

<p>UC Davis: Zero. There is no electricity in Davis.</p>

<p>UC Merced: Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this "new college thing."</p>

<p>UCSC: None. Living in the forest, they see at night by torches and moonlight - damn hippies.</p>

2

<p>hahaha! where’d you get this?</p>

3

<p>it was posted to someone’s facebook.</p>

4

<p>funny!</p>

<p>is UCSD actually that much of a smoker school?</p>

5

<p>not really… my girlfriend goes there and has only smoked like 2-3 times in the past two years. Not a smoker school at all. Funny nonetheless.</p>

6

<p>Kinda funny, but I would have expected UCSC to be the pot smoking one.</p>