<p>Slippery Rock University . . . every year, my school printed out senior editions of the newspaper, and one of the pages listed the colleges that people were going to. One person was going to Slippery Rock, and everybody assumed that it was a joke until people googled the school…lol.</p>
<p>cornell college… </p>
<p>example: person 1: where are you going to college?
person 2: cornell
person 1: oh wow cool! i hope you’re ready for a lot of snow and suicide attempts
person 2: i didn’t know it snowed in iowa (or wherever), and what do you mean by suicide?
person 1: oooooh… you go to cornell colllege…
person 2: wait what? i just told you that?
person 1: i was thinking of cornell university in ithaca
person 2: oh i’ve never heard of that place
person 1: -irony-</p>
<p>Waseda, Ursinus, and Wooster were ones that I heard about today.</p>
<p>The University of Alaska in Nevada of Austin in Washington State City College.</p>
<p>[Carlton</a> College.](<a href=“The Carlton Dance - YouTube”>The Carlton Dance - YouTube)</p>
<p>Gotta love that dance.</p>
<p>Hey, Gustavus Adolphus was a kickass Swedish king and weapon developer/inventor. He fought in the 30 Years War.</p>
<p>I wouldn’t mind going to a school that’s named after a boss.</p>
<p>Slippery Rock University… That can’t be safe</p>
<p>One of my old teachers told the class one day that she went to slippery rock and we all asked if it was real</p>
<p>Indiana University of Pennsylvania</p>
<p>I do indeed go to The College of New Jersey. Not just any college…THE College.</p>
<p>Miami University. Not because that’s a bad name, but because it’s in Oxford. Which is itself in Ohio.</p>
<p>So confusing!!</p>
<p>I always thought that the word Harvard sounded like a cat struggling to get a hairball out. </p>
<p>Yale, on the other hand, sounds much more graceful.</p>
<p>When ever I hear Cornell, I think of corn pops</p>
<p>What college are you going to?
American.
American what?
American university.
Oh which one?
American.
What?</p>