<p>Girls: Daisy, Muffy, Candy, any food names (Apple, I’m looking at you…)
Guys: Herb, Malcolm</p>
<p>Matthew (10char)</p>
<p>My boyfriend’s name is Dick :P<br>
The double entendres never get old.</p>
<p>Oh and I found out about a girl whose name was Le-a. It is pronounced “Le-DASH-a”.
<em>sigh</em> absolutely insane.</p>
<p>I’m a parent. When I was pregnant 25 years ago, husband and I took a book out of the library with silly names. Some that I remember:</p>
<p>Ima Hogg
Pifia Pafia Poufia</p>
<p>And this, for some bizarre reason, was our favorite. Say it outloud:</p>
<p>Phillie B. DeBou</p>
<p>It’s so – rhythmic. We rolled on the floor laughing over that one.</p>
<p>I second Gertrude, Agnes, Prudence, Eustice, and Ethel. Evelyn also bugs me, as does Anne as a first name. Jane, Nancy, Ryanne, Margie, Esther, etc… There are more that I can’t think of.
(Oh, and Shaniqua, LaVonda, L’kwisha (I know people who have all three of those names.)
There’s a girl who used to go to my high school whose name is Dyriah (pronounced Dye-ree-uh) Um, diarrhea, anyone? We couldn’t understand how she wasn’t made fun of for it. </p>
<p>As for the guys: Dick, Chad, Dennis, Eugene, Norton, Norris, Walter, Mitch, Herbert, Milton, and others.</p>
<p>I know two Dudley’s! Who would do that to a child???</p>
<p>Helga, Olga, Bob and Guillermo.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - George Carlin- Guys named Todd](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA)</p>
<p>Bertha, because i think of golf clubs called Big Berthas, not good</p>
<p>“YouTube - George Carlin- Guys named Todd”</p>
<p>George Carlin was cool but how old do you have to be to think that Jackie is a normal boy’s name and Tyler is not?</p>
<p>Ima Hooker.</p>
<p>Hugh Jass.</p>
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<p>Hey Arnold!</p>
<p>heard of someone named abc. </p>
<p>its pronounced uh-bee-cee. La-a made me laugh soooo hard… :)</p>
<p>any foreign name (bhoomi, ji-eun, bansri, rahnuma, keshav, siew yen) cause i have a hard time remembering it.</p>
<p>there was a thing on failblog with a guy named mike litoris.</p>
<p>One of my teachers in high school supposedly once had a student named Chanda Lehr. Very unkind. </p>
<p>People have brought up quite a few I don’t like. I’ll name some more but they could be repeats:</p>
<p>Female: Martha, Cynthia, Delores, Barbara, Chelsea, anything ending in -issa except Melissa, which is fine.</p>
<p>Male: Chet, Blake, Donald, Carl, Clyde, Brad, Kenneth</p>
<p>I will also agree that Eugene is probably the WORST name ever. If I were single and I met a beautiful, caring, amazing man who was in love with me I don’t even know if I could handle it. “Oh, Eugene.” Urp.</p>
<p>should there be a thread where people say that they can’t get dates because their names don’t roll off the tongue well enough? =P jk</p>
<p>I agree with Maurice being a name I don’t like at all. It’s funny, but I think that Maurice might work with someone older, but not someone my age.</p>
<p>My tutor had a student a few years ago named “Phuc”. Yeah, try saying that out loud in English 
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<p>Like dramakitty92429, I also dislike the names Agnes and Prudence. Agnes just sound like a disease. More dislikes: Cadence, Helga, Wilma, Bebe, Lulu, Kiki, and anything else that sounds disgustingly cute.
For guys: Francis</p>
<p>I once knew a gilbert. He went by Gilby, though.</p>
<p>I don’t think anyone had a problem with it - I think unique names are better because they are more distinctive and you don’t have the annoyance of multiple people with your name.</p>
<p>I have a common name so it’s pretty annoying when someone around you has the same name. Just saying.</p>