<p>you get on every major news program across the country (and even some international) for "hazing" aka upperclassmen girls beating each other and dumping fish guts on each other (thank goodness the last of them graduated 2 yrs ago)</p>
<p>When the average SAT score is a 980 on V+M</p>
<p>actually superc, i think thats pretty normal if not a little above average for public schools</p>
<p>When your volleyball team wins state for the first time and become goddesses for two months, but the debate team wins state for the fourth time in a row and barely gets there names in the paper :(</p>
<p>When you play SuperMario with your teacher on the computers everyday in AP LangComp.</p>
<p>When your AP LangComp teacher advises you on girls...</p>
<p>When a biology teacher is caught making out with the science supervisor in the back room while students are taking a test.</p>
<p>you're mentioned on the SNL weekend update</p>
<p>omg no way! why was your school mentioned on SNL???</p>
<p>oo btw my school was just written about on the front page of the county newspaper for its teen's immoral behavior particularly when a party happened during school and the kids at the party were bused back to the school wasted & had to be picked up by their parents</p>
<p>...when your school has a bomb threat, a party is then thrown, and every 10-12 graderis drunk by 8 am</p>
<p>...when you have a fire drill every 2 days to get all of the firedrills for the year out of the way in the first month of school</p>
<p>We had a teacher that was fired for showing up to class drunk all the time...I heard those days were really fun for the students that had him.</p>
<p>...when your AP Biology teacher mutters under his breath "F -ing idiots..." and proceeds to hand out coloring dittos.</p>
<p>...when your math teacher vents to you about all of the other math teachers and makes fun of their personal lives. </p>
<p>...when you realize that you don't have an overhead projector halfway through the schoolyear. </p>
<p>...when you can smell new teachers because of their unusual enthusiasm and their lack of sarcastic, bitter remarks.</p>
<p>...when you know your math teacher's AIM sn and that he chats with women during class. (you've seen the message logs)</p>
<p>...when it's not unusual that you know your substitutes more than Mrs. whoever for AP whatchacallit.</p>
<p><strong><em>GASP</em></strong></p>
<p>When the school board approves Intelligent Design to be taught in the classroom.</p>
<p>^^^^ LOL!!!! So true!</p>
<p>... when there's no point in installing new toilets because everyone dumps their load on the ground next to the toilet or in the urinal.</p>
<p>... when someone smears his/her own dung over the bathroom wall</p>
<p>(These items above have happened)</p>
<p>... when the school distributes free kevlar</p>
<p>... when many high schoolers have kids entering the school system as kindergardeners</p>
<p>... when a lot of the students have mothers that are 14 years older and sons that are 14 years younger</p>
<p>... when teachers are given hazard pay</p>
<p>when you're currently alone in the computer lab with a technician (who probably doesn't know that you're in the room) who keeps swearing and swearing and swearing.</p>
<p>okay this is getting scary. i just need to find a way to leave quietly...</p>
<p>JTC... which teacher got fired for being drunk all the time?</p>
<p>when your school is ranked within the top 100 public schools in the country... yet 65% of its graduates end up at junior college or dont even go to college.</p>
<p>... when there's no point in installing new toilets because everyone dumps their load on the ground next to the toilet or in the urinal.</p>
<p>... when someone smears his/her own dung over the bathroom wall</p>
<p>^^^ these are really disgusting. ILL.</p>
<p>yes they are...something like that happened in 4th grade in my school but in high school, jeez, people like that should get expelled.</p>
<p>...when your APUSH teacher passes around a civil war bullet, which was enclosed in a bag which said "do not open, may cause lead poisoning," and then tells you this after everyone has touched it.</p>
<p>...when your school buys new drink machines every few months and new doors every year yet the ceiling is falling down all over the school and the heating doesn't work</p>
<p>when the class average in math is a D-</p>
<p>when members of the girls' basketball team get drunk on the bus on the way home from a game and stop to eat in an area with at least three cop cars - the coaches don't notice</p>
<p>when the class goes "WWII? that was the one with the nazis, right?" AFTER taking world history</p>
<p>when there are NO clubs - NOTHING!!!!!! three sports for guys, three for girls, one co-ed, nothing else, no band, debate, theater, anything.</p>
<p>etc.etc.etc</p>