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<p>I think I’ll do this the best I can…you guys are right, bad idea to act like someone your not.</p>
<p>Ditto to karabee.</p>
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<p>Example: Something I like to do to tease girls I find attractive is opening up the door for them acting like the perfect gentleman and then stepping in front of them and walking through the door no longer holding it up. It’s pretty funny, she’ll playfully hit you, and you’ll become more interesting or “bad boy” as some might say to her. </p>
<p>Being a real jerk would be not holding the door open for her at prom when she’s in a tight dress and high heels all pretty’d up for you. </p>
<p>It’s all in the delivery. Pulling her sunglasses down to look at your reflection in the lenses, pushing her buttons and then putting your arm around her and laughing it off, smacking her hand away when she reaches out to touch you and following up with some cocky line, etc. </p>
<p>No matter what, be self assured and confident. Always. Seriously. I can’t stress this enough.</p>
<p>dude there is a fine line between being a jerk, and getting the girl, and being a complete idiot. EXAMPLE:</p>
<p>Met a girl at a party. Was a “jerk” to her (a.k.a teased her about what sorority she was in…the stereotype is that they don’t have pretty girls). WENT WELL, girl took my phone and put her number in it, first name & last name, and told me to call her when i saw her 2 hours later that night, again. YEA, this was perfect up until this point (aside from some dude i saw her making out with hahahah that’s beside the point).</p>
<p>next day, i was ****ed off about remembering her with that guy, so when she texted me, and surprisingly asked me out for coffee, i told her i didn’t wanna be seen in public with a tri delt (her sorority).</p>
<p>she never responded</p>
<p>bahahaha, good story</p>
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<p>This.</p>
<p>And guys? Bending over backwards to accommodate her every whim is not being confident. Neither is going out of your way to avoid ever doing or saying anything that she might not like. Having a guy you are friends with at best focus his life on you is not sweet, it’s creepy.</p>
<p>Being yourself will just result in train wreckery.</p>
<p>Let’s face it, is “yourself” all that impressive? You’re in college, so more than likely you have little money and what money you do have come via a crappy part time job or your parents. You live in a tiny dorm with some other dude and more than likely spend most of your time playing Madden 2010 or Modern Warfare 2, and believe it or not, girls are not impressed if you rush for 2,500 yards with Clinton Portis or if you beat the White House level using only a sniper rifle with PFC Joseph Allen.</p>
<p>If you want to be the “bad boy”, then go do stuff that is bad. Drink to much and get in bar fights, get arrested, drive a motorcycle in an irresponsible manner to display your greatness. That sorta thing gets chicks attention. When I was working as a bouncer I’d get in a fight and for the rest of the night I’d get tons of attention from girls, it works. Girls like commitment, right? So commit to being a bad dude. Walk the walk…if you wanna play the “bad boy” card, step ya game up and go do something dangerous.</p>
<p>It’s a scientific fact that females like guys who act like jerks. You can just only be a jerk at certain times, like when your friends are around. But then you need to balance it out. So when it’s just you two hanging out, be sweet. This will confuse the girl and force her to do an emotional inventory, which sparks a neurological bond in her brain.</p>
<p>If you are always falling into the “friends zone”, aka the “virgin zone”, you betta learn to flirt playa. If you treat them like you are “buddies”, then you’re gonna get alot of “buddy” activities such as, movie nights with no nookie, drunken telephone calls so she can vent about some other dude she likes and getting “hooked up” with her friend Cathy who is “sooooo nice and funny”, but looks like 40 miles of rough road.</p>
<p>If you are falling into that category, it’s your own fault. You need to change your game and start flirting - ASAP. Flirt, be clever, and don’t be afraid to throw out some sexual innuendos. Get some game, son. You think girls just hand out nookie? Hell naw, you gotta sale yourself. Remember, even the most average looking chick has the potential to hook up with any guy at a party/bar. If she offered, she’d get takers, so you need to convince her that the booty should be tossed your way.</p>
<p>Believe it or not, girls do like funny guys. If a sense of humor is one of your good qualities, then use it. Don’t be afraid to be funny around a hot chick - bring it. Humor may be your only weapon, so you gotta use it like a downed helicopter pilot firing his sidearm while the opposition force is over-running the crash site. </p>
<p>Just don’t think humor by itself is enough to get ya booty. I’ve been around the block a few times and I’ve never heard a girl say, “I couldn’t help it…that guy was so funny I just had to get naked and pleasure him.” Use the humor as a door opener, once it’s open starting calling in artillery. Get ya flirt on, get ya compliments on, get your alpha male on; you’re in the hunting fields now warrior and have a wounded water bufallo at your mercy. Do the humane thing and put the poor thing outta it’s mysery - close the deal.</p>
<p>Start reppin her good qualities hard, if she has a nice booty, tell her…“Damn, you gotta freakin nice booty, I’d like to take a long nap on that thing and leave it a generous 20% tip.” Now start reppin yourself killa, take whatever you got and “shock and awe” that chick. Are you a Pre-Med major? Play any sports? Have a sweet ride? Whatever you got and show her that you aint no loser, find something…anything, just convince her that she’s not purchasing a lemon - You’re one of those sweet new 2010 Dodge Challengers with leather interior and an extended warranty.</p>
<p>…this dating advice is silly. 
The best thing I can say is this:
Guys: Be confident and self-assured. But don’t assume that the former and the latter excuse you from treating others around you (girls included) as human beings (use the old Kindergarten rule: How would it feel if you were in his/her shoes??).
Girls: Bad boys can’t be fixed, nice guys can be. Sure, he might be a little out-of-date, fashionably-speaking…he might not work-out as much as you’d like him to, but his personality is stellar. Suggest trips to the gym together, buy him a shirt here or there at your favorite store for his birthday/special occasions. The superficial things are easy to alter whereas internal, fundamental characteristics are not. </p>
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Disregard women, acquire money. </p>
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<p>BeB, you have the strangest metaphors I’ve ever seen in my life.</p>
<p>his writing style is like Jack Bauer combined with a pimp</p>
<p>BeB, so it’s kind of like a sales game?</p>
<p>Btw you could sell this stuff for money</p>
<p>Do not try to pull off the ‘bad boy’ facade. That just makes you look foolish. You should be nice but not overly friendly.</p>
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<p>sounds legit</p>
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Did anyone else notice the progressive deterioration in quality of diction? At least the increasing stupidity kept me entertained.</p>
<p>The diction was used by choice, not grammatic error.</p>
<p>^ I assumed so, and if it was to keep reader’s interested, it certainly worked. However, I still can’t tell if you were being serious or not in your actual advice.</p>
<p>Just because it’s funny doesn’t mean it’s not accurate.</p>
<p>You may wish that people weren’t as shallow or insecure, but they are. Especially college age people. </p>
<p>Who gets more booty?</p>
<p>The guy who the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or Terrell Owens (or whoever).</p>
<p>who’s more likely to get a divorce?</p>
<p>the guy who gets the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or Terrell Owens?</p>
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<p>Both are funded by the government?</p>
<p>I think this discussion was about hookin up with girls and whether or not the “bad boy” image works, specifically in college.</p>
<p>If you want to debate the makings of a strong marriage, be my guest.</p>
<p>Divorce isn’t reserved for any one “type” of person. Trying to predict who will or won’t get divorced is a crapshoot. White collar, blue collar, politicians, businessmen, celebrities, teachers, and yes - scientists are just as susceptible to a failed marriage, dishonesty, infidelity, and distrust as anyone else.</p>