<p>Wishwash, my chem teacher says "killer Jews," too!! It's freaking hilarious.</p>
<p>I have an Environment teacher who showed us a movie that was pretty much a porno and had nothing to do with the environment. Also, I had a teacher who threw a chair at a kid and threw his backpack down the entire staircase because the kid looked through his stuff.</p>
<p>Back when we were discussing the Watergate scandal in US my teacher gave us a full synopsis of the porno titled "Deep Throat."</p>
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<p>then he told some kids that helen keller could do a lab better than they could after screwing up so badly.</p>
<p>he also has described multiple ways of killing our old teacher for not teaching us enough.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA you beat me!!</p>
<p>I'm still lollin'.</p>
<p>Uhhh one time he talked about how he broke up with one because she was getting kinda <em>hand gestures for fat</em> and then he was like "Nawww, just kidding. I have standards." I was like :rolleyes:</p>
<p>Alsooo, he tells us about all the pranks he and his friends have done on each other. One time, he made cookies with this chemical in them that made people's pee turn blue, then he told them that this STD was going around and that you knew you had it if your pee turned blue. One of them spent $200 getting checked out at the doctor's hahahahah</p>
<p>GOD I love him when he's not teaching!</p>
<p>^ WOW. That's all I can say. -cringe-</p>