Anti-Joke Thread

<p>^^^^fail. that one’s actually funny :)</p>

<p>What’s the difference between a Republican and an abortion doctor?
An abortion doctor kills babies.</p>

<p>A meta-joke, an anti-joke, and a gay Catholic priest walk into a bar. She was also blonde.</p>

<p>How far can you walk into a forest?</p>

<p>A: Halfway, you walk in the first half then exit out the other half.</p>

<p>These jokes are so bad-a. I’ve never been exposed to this concept</p>

<p>Clicking [this</a> link](<a href=“Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) - YouTube”>Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video) - YouTube) will cause you to be rickrolled.</p>

<p>What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
“I do not eat meat as part of my lifestyle, but I also do not believe in condemning others for doing so.”</p>

<p>What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?</p>

<p>Dr. Dre.</p>

<p>What did the vampire say to the ghost?
Invalid. Neither exist. </p>

<p>Haha I don’t think this one’s an anti joke but i thought it was pretty damn funny. From the Golden Globes. “Thank you god, for making me an atheist” -Ricky Gervais</p>

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<p>What’s worse than 101 dead babies in a trash can?</p>

<p>1 dead baby in 101 trash cans,</p>

<p>If quizzes are quizzical, then what are exams?</p>

<p>^hahahahahahhahahahaha got i laughed so hard!!!</p>

<p>Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: “Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife’s house”. The other man replies: “Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidize her drug habit”.</p>

<p>Little Johnny was standing by the window when he saw a firetruck go by. He said, “Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a fireman”. His mother said, “You can’t”. Johnny asked why, to which she responded, “You have a terminal illness”.</p>