Anti-Joke Thread

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>^ Me too.
10char</p>

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<p>^Me three.</p>

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<p>^Me four.
10char</p>

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<p>What’s better than four people liking this thread? five people liking this thread</p>

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<p>Whats better than 5 people liking this thread? someone not liking this thread.</p>

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<p>whats better than someone not liking this thread?
someone jumping off a bridge.</p>

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<p>what’s worse than jumping off of a bridge?</p>

<p>Going feet first into a wood chipper</p>

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<p>What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?</p>

<p>Their names, if you know them. If not just say “excuse me.”</p>

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<p>What does an alcoholic rabbai call his children? </p>

<p>He hasn’t called since 1999 when he went to go buy more cigs and never came home.</p>

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<p>What’s worse than 100 dead babies in a trash can? 101 dead babies in a trash can.</p>

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<p>Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Probably bacteria, as the rest of its insides have rotted with the skin soon to follow.</p>

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<p>A young Texan walks into a bar. He orders a drink.</p>

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<p>There’s a blonde, a red head, and a brunette stranded on an island. I hope they get rescued :(</p>

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<p>lol
10 char</p>

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<p>What do you call 5 white guys on the bench?
People sitting at a bus stop.</p>

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<p>What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
“Robin, please, get in the Batmobile.”</p>

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<p>Knock, Knock.</p>

<p>Who’s there?</p>

<p>The KGB.</p>

<p>The KGB wh- <em>SLAP</em></p>

<p>We will ask the questions!</p>

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<p>What gets louder as it gets smaller?
IDK actually.</p>

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<p>Sarah Palin 2012!</p>

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<p>Why do Jews have big noses?
Genetics.</p>