<p>All you need to do is go up to them and say
"hey baby can i be your derivative, so i can lay tangent to all your curves."
Works everytime for me!</p>
<p>that was brilliant chuck.</p>
<p>"do you know karate? cuz girl your body is kickin"
i love that one</p>
<p>"I'm not a doctor but I'll check you out anyways"</p>
<p>The integral of e to the x is equal to f of u to the n
Write it out</p>
<p>Best: Nice Shoes, Wanna f***</p>
<p>soccerfanatic haha nice one</p>
<p>I was hanging out at the local bar and this guy says to me, "I've already thrown up twice tonight." I swear, all I could think was, "Mmm...wanna make out?"</p>
<p>Karmafairy, I hope that registered a 10 on the sarcasm meter...</p>
<p>Um, making out is kind of gross when you think about it. I know your situation involved barfing due to drinking, but Lord knows what disease they're carrying that will make you feel awful for a week.</p>
<p>Ahh! I have never used a pick up line, but I swear this weekend at SO I'm going to say this to some random guy...</p>
<p>You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] She wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.</p>
<p>haha I love that one</p>
<p>lablondie, that one actually works..haha one of my friends has used that before, and she's dating that guy now</p>
<p>how many of these actually worked?</p>
<p>Not mine, let me tell you.....</p>
<p>Now that's just awesome. I'm tempted to try that one out lol.</p>
<p>here one, </p>
<p>"lets do some math, lets add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multilply" </p>
<p>thats classic.</p>
<p>Here's one I've actually had said to me:</p>
<p>Guy: "Did it hurt?"
Me: "What?"
Guy: "When you fell from heaven?"</p>
<p>It was really stupid, but the guy was saying it to be funny, not sincerely, so I wasn't offended.</p>
<p>"what do you want me to make for breakfast tomorrow?"</p>
<p>i think that's cute because it projects (a) a hella lot of confidence and (b) a guy who can cook</p>
<p>Here's a good one; </p>
<p>"If I were to ask you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as your response to this question?"</p>
<p>herecomesthesun, that was actually from one of hillary duff's movies. the perfect man. heehe</p>