Pickup lines

<p>what have u said to get a girlfriend/boyfriend</p>

<p>Talk to them then after a month say lets go to ____ tonight.</p>

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<p>pickup lines don't really work. a sentence can't get you a girlfriend/boyfriend</p>

<p>I know a few good ones:
- "Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see."
- "You dropped something -- my jaw."
- "Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get."
- "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
- "If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."</p>

<p>I helped him with his math homework. :P</p>

<p>He broke up with me 2 months ago, so... Don't trust anything I say about romance. Even though it was after 6 months haha.</p>

<p>Haha, stone_cutter, my friends and I joke about those.</p>

<p>do you have a map? cuz i just got lost in your eyes</p>

<p>Were your parents retarded? 'Cause you're a very special girl!</p>

<p>HAHAHA that one makes me laugh everytime.</p>

<p>^ Lol that is messed up...</p>

<p>^^I'd cry if someone told me that. Ew.</p>

<p>^^HA if i guy told me that, i'd just turn and walk away</p>

<p>"Are you going on a trip? Because you look like you're carrying some baggage..."</p>

<p>seems like these pickup lines are more harmful than helpful...i wonder why "hi, will you go to the movies with me" doesn't have a good rep?</p>

<p>I have tons of math ones, that are inappropriate yet hilarious. Some of my favorites:</p>

<p>"Should I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
"Hey baby, nice donkey."
"Do you work at Subway, 'cuz you gave me a footlong!"</p>

<p>I used this on some girl a at coffee shop.
I paid then left, waited a few seconds, came back in and said.
"Exscuse me, but I think I forgot your name and phone number, stupid mistake I know."
got a phone number and she wrote a little heart around it. To bad It was her boyfriends number and he wanted to fight...</p>

<p>^^LOL thats funny</p>

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seems like these pickup lines are more harmful than helpful...i wonder why "hi, will you go to the movies with me" doesn't have a good rep?

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<p>you're kidding right?...</p>

<p>^ pickup lines are stupid</p>

<p>Not as stupid as a line like "hi, will you go to the movies with me?"... right?</p>

<p>"hi there, you look a lot like the girl I'm taking home tonight"</p>