<p>"baby, if i were a fly, i'd pick you because you are the sh.it"</p>
<p>if you were a booger, i'd pick you first</p>
<p>I'm such a sucker for guys who make jokes out of pick up lines....
People who use pick up lines while being serious however - not so cute.</p>
<p>"I saw you from across the party and I felt compelled to come over and tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that things good. I want to be friends with it."</p>
<p>Your round extensions are so large they are creating a force field that draws everyone to you.</p>
<p>rofl good laugh guys</p>
<p>Said to me by a sketchy, old, obese man when I was in high school: "Are you a boxer?"<br>
Me: "huh?"
SOOG: "Because you're really a knockout."</p>
<p>If I was an old sketchy obese man I'd spend my time freaking out high school teens too.</p>
<p>But I wouldn't do anything with 'em.</p>
<p>'Cause that'd be wrong.</p>
<p>Unless she was like really hot.</p>
<p>But even then I'd wait till she was legal.</p>
<p>Or not...</p>
<p>No.. no.. I would.. I'd wait.. :)</p>
<p>no you wouldnt</p>
<p>If you were my homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now.</p>
<p>Dima - you only say that because you don't know me. Anyone with an ounce of sense would realize that some chick with glasses, a bun, and khakis is just not worth waiting for or risking jail time for. ;) </p>
<p>Hum... other pick-up lines I've heard/heard of:
"Are you here to worship me?"
"Nice legs."
"You, me, bottle of wine, fireplace, and a wrestling match. How does it sound?" (eeewww)</p>
<p>Then there are the guys who invariably ask about your boyfriend when there is no man present... "Does your boyfriend mind that you're out with your friends?"</p>
<p>are u a parking ticket, because you are fine.</p>
<p>I don't like my current boyfriend, mind if I do a U-Substitution?</p>
<p>i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. </p>
<p>I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.</p>
<p>ahahaha.</p>
<p>mmmm . . . math</p>
<p>Guy: If I were an integral, I would be an indefinite one
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cause that way I could be the area under ALL your curves</p>
<p>I think I experienced the lamest one ever last weekend. Some skeezy drunk frat boy asked me,
[quote]
If I told you you have beautiful legs, would I be coming between them?
[/quote]
[Insert puking icon] BLEH! I may never wear a skirt out again!</p>
<p>To girls on the street:</p>
<p>(casually, in passing) "Hey, you're really pretty"
bizarrely, it works. if you don't linger and just keep going, 2 times out of 3 she'll stop to talk to you.</p>
<p>"Hey! Hey wait up! I just wanted to tell you, and I'm sure you get this all the time, but you have BEAUTIFUL elbows"
(also works, makes them laugh)</p>
<p>Model UN:
"I'd like to moderate YOUR caucus."</p>
<p>or..</p>
<p>"I'm Chuck Norris."</p>
<p>Fishbowl... no, he wouldn't, but he might find that a knee on one of said legs might cause him some pain. ;)</p>
<p>
[quote]
If I told you you have beautiful legs, would I be coming between them?
[/quote]
</p>
<p>Hahahahaha, I'm definitely using this one.</p>
<p>Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only TEN-I-See!</p>
<p>haha someone in my class used it on me (in a joking way of course)</p>