<p>^HAHAHA that's freaking hilarious.</p>
<p>When we were doing Shakespeare in English last term, everyone was all "Is he gay? Maybe he's bi..." So finally the teacher was all "gay, bi, tri, I don't care, just analyze the freaking sonnet"... he also told us Shakespeare was the original emo kid. Hah.</p>
<p>Ahh my old coach</p>
<p>Coach: Everybody on the mat, by yourself, with a partner
Us: Uhh...What?</p>
<p>Coach: He was on you like a hobo on a cheap blanket</p>
<p>I don't even know if this first one counts, but:
We were attempting to write beat poetry in APUSH. My friend's: "AP's. Long. Hard. That's what she said."</p>
<p>From APUSH:
"Wait so, was Robert E Lee a Confederate General or Union General?"</p>
<p>From Econ:
Teacher: (we've been discussing the beginning of the US) "So what happened in 1776?"
Student: "Columbus!"
Teacher: "I think you're thinking 1492"
Student turns bright red</p>
<p>I've heard a bunch of people accidentally calling the Chinese AP teacher "ma3 ma2" (Mama in Chinese)</p>
<p>Heh.</p>
<p>Girl on my golf team: (In a very frustrated voice): Coach, I just don't get it...what do I need to change?
Coach: Sports. Try bowling.</p>
<p>Student 1: 'In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.'
Student 2: That wasn't the only thing that happened in 1492!
Student 1: What else happened, then?
Student 2: Never mind....</p>
<p>In Global, while discussing fascism:
Student: (to another student) You're the fascist!
Teacher: Did you just call (name) a fascist?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: (pause) Why?</p>
<p>All I want to say to the OP is:</p>
<p>THANK YOU! Gosh this is the most hilarious thread I've ever seen on CC. Thank you for bringing up the idea. THANK YOU!</p>
<p>In AP Us Government and Politics...</p>
<p>Teacher: "The Bureaucracy also encompasses the Department of Education, Homeland Security, the Department of Agriculture.."</p>
<p>Girl: "The Department of Agriculture, like the people who mow the white house lawn?"</p>
<p>In my apush class today. He's collecting reading quizzes, and one person is still working on it.</p>
<p>teacher: ok, turn them in
kid: wait, i forgot to answer a question... umm D
<em>turns paper over</em>
oh crap! there are like 5 other ones i missed
A... C... D... E... </p>
<p>Hilarious.</p>
<p>girl: can i give you my chapstick and you lend me a highlighter?
teacher: no, you have herpes ! we all know what's going on in band.. (she's known for sarcasm)
teacher leaves. </p>
<p>girl: <em>really upset</em> I tried to give her my chapstick and she said i was sexually active!!!
LOL. </p>
<p>another one: </p>
<p>same teacher: Asexual reprodution, sexual reproduction, which is mo bettah??
sexual reproducation!! <em>gives thumbs up</em></p>
<p>I've heard a bunch of people accidentally calling the Chinese AP teacher "ma3 ma2" (Mama in Chinese)</p>
<p>actually…mom in Chinese is ma1 ma1 (妈妈）...what you said ma3 ma2 means tingly Horse…(马麻)…I don't think thats proper Chinese though.
Source: 我很华人…^^…和墨西哥人！</p>
<p>ok so im sittin with my indian homies (wow thats retarded sounding)
after the HSPA...so some people decided we're gonna play 7 up
after a while one of the guys who wanted to comes over to us...one of us asks...hey why didnt we play 7 up...he says "because its close to 7-11 and you might have gotten offended" LMFAO ! </p>
<p>also, so we're taking the HSPA and its windy as hell outside and its loud cause the windows are open...one of my proctors who is crazy and evil and bald and huge says , "see this is what happens when u make me mad"</p>
<p>also
so we're discussing women and stuff in AP language and my lit teacher (woman extreme femenist) is saying how football is dumb and ****
me: "OH PLEASE! dont even tell me women dont discuss who has the best green bean casserole."
---my average just plummeted. =D</p>
<p>"Togo? Is that in Asia?"</p>
<p>I found it funny at least.</p>
<p>I remember in heath class (yes... you have to take it [would be cool if you could test out :P]) one kid made a joke and the teacher (whom I have nicknamed "world's scariest grandma") said something to the effect of "listen girls, do not have sex with him, because he won't know what to do."</p>
<p>that class is just one awkward moment after the next.</p>
<p>^...you don't go to my school, do you? That sounds like something my 9th grade health teacher would say.</p>
<p>In APEH, when talking about extreme liberalism, "think about pornography", then when everyone laughs... "but not too hard".</p>
<p>^ ROFL!
10 char.</p>
<p>my best friend said this a couple weeks ago..</p>
<p>"I took AP Physics and that's when I realized I'm going into business."</p>
<p>not stupid but still pretty funny...</p>
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<p>LOL! That's pretty much my situation as well. :)</p>
<p>From Honors Physics:</p>
<p>Student (while looking at a formula chart): "Woah! E really equals MC^2?"
Rest of class: ???
Student: "I've always thought they made that up!"
Rest of class: ... </p>
<p>From AP English Lang:</p>
<p>"Hey, if I had a hot second cousin and she wanted to kiss me, I'd say, 'Go right ahead!'"</p>
<p>We were talking about Daisy Buchanan and Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby.</p>
<p>Okay this just happened today and it's the most hilarious thing ever. I will laugh about it for days:</p>
<p>So I walked into one of the "regular" classes at my very ghetto (but very beautiful) school. The science class is having a discussion about sex:</p>
<p>(Guy raises hand): "Ms! What happens if a girl is pregnant and she has sex? Where does the <em>cum</em> go?"
(Girl answers. She is DEAD serious): "Oh I heard that gives the baby dimples."</p>
<p>LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>