<p>This isn't stupid, but it's funny.</p>
<p>Teacher: Okay, so, [referring to video] this guy is about to drop the F bomb like, three times.
Derek: Dude, Mr. ____, I just heard it four times in the hallway on the way here. We'll be fine.</p>
<p>My math teacher explains a problem to my friend while doing it in steps. She frowns at her notebook as he gets up, "WAIT! Why is it two five x squared?!" Shaking his head, he replies, "Nic, it's TWENTY FIVE x squared. The numbers? Yeah, they go together."</p>
<p>^lol 10 char</p>
<p>8th grade in my World History class:</p>
<p>Friend 1 (looking for something in the textbook index): Ahh The Crusades isn't listed in here!
Friend 2: (takes the book from him) ....That's because you're looking in the "Q" section. Crusades does not begin with a Q. </p>
<p>(after he finally finds the section)</p>
<p>Friend 1: Wait, so is page 35 before or after page 115?</p>
<p>This kid was awesome though. He went to a different high school and my other friends and I hung out with him last year (in the 10th grade), and he forgot what a "handle" is, and then blamed it on his school not focusing on vocab like my school does...</p>
<p>AP Calc: The Squirrel</p>
<p>Teacher: So there is an intersection and a cop car sees a squirrel on the side of the road...</p>
<p>Student:What's the squirrel doing on the side of the road?</p>
<p>(The class never finished the problem or figured out why the squirrel was there)</p>
<p>Next Class:</p>
<p>Student: What happened to the squirrel?</p>
<p>AP Bio: Discussing Torpor</p>
<p>Teacher: Torpor, like Tyler every day in class.</p>
<p>Tyler(waking up): What?</p>
<p>AP Bio: Labs
Student: So we need to put a cottonball in each tube.</p>
<p>Sub: Everyone has to do one, I wouldn't want to deprive anyone of a lab experience.</p>
<p>Honestly? I don't think any of those are stupid or funny.</p>
<p>In Global there was this conversation:
Teacher: So the president died from eating sour milk and moldy strawberries at a 4th of July party.
Student: Wait-how did he not know they were old? You would taste something like that!
Teacher: It's not a true story.
Student: So this guy didn't realize what he was eating was old? I guess he had no taste buds or something. Maybe the cook was trying to kill him! Maybe they knew he wouldn't taste it!
Teacher: I've never had a conspiracy theory applied to a fake story.</p>
<p>In Math today the following went on:
Teacher: Can you tell me the difference between these two graphs?
Girl: I don't know!
Teacher: Just look at them. They're right in front of you.
Girl: (after looking) I don't know!</p>
<p>"You lived in California?"
"yeah"
"So you did road trips to Hawaii and stuff?"</p>
<p><a href="mailto:lol@staciehere">lol@staciehere</a>. We have an interstate highway here in hawaii :)</p>
<p>[Not all stupid, but kind of funny.]</p>
<p>AP Physics C:
In reference to a Newton's Cradle - Teacher: That's the definition of sick-nasty!</p>
<p>Boy: SPRAAANG.</p>
<p>AP English Lit:</p>
<p>Teacher(talking about King Lear): NOTHING is important in this play!</p>
<p>Boy: I read this book once, on...
Teacher: You read a BOOK?</p>
<p>Teacher: If you wait until the last minute to do this assignment you will die. Honestly.</p>
<p>Girl (our teacher was leaving): Wait, she can't read?
Boy: Yes, our new English teacher is illiterate.</p>
<p>AP Physics B:</p>
<p>Teacher: So a cat jumps off a cliff, what happens?
Boy: You have a dead cat.</p>
<p>Me: I am a pomegranate.
Girl: What?
(pause)
Me: What is a pomegranate?
Girl: A fruit.
Me: Then you should known what I mean when I say I am a pomegranate.</p>
<p>Teacher: To Narnia! <em>opens closet and walks in</em></p>
<p>AP English Lang:</p>
<p>Friend (presentation on John Proctor from the Crucible): ...and Abigail is like, I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.</p>
<p>AP Chem:</p>
<p>Boy: I shoot fire out of my hands. I'm like Jesus.</p>
<p>Chorale:</p>
<p>Boy(hugging a female friend): How are you and your vagina?</p>
<p>Girl: Are my breasts comfy?</p>
<p>Boy: You infend me. (as opposed to offend)</p>
<p>AP Euro:</p>
<p>Me(to extremely smart female friend): Don't worry. If you don't get into college you can always be a prostitute.
Girl: Oh THANKS.</p>
<p>^lmao, nice.
[quote]
Friend (presentation on John Proctor from the Crucible): ...and Abigail is like, I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.</p>
<p>Teacher: To Narnia! <em>opens closet and walks in</em>
[/quote]
</p>
<p>LOL at the alaska one...wow...i would love to live in alaska</p>
<p>AP Euro:</p>
<p>Me (to friend): Every movie we watch in this class has sex in it. It's so awkward.
Friend: I know, right?! So much sex!
Teacher (overhearing): If you're surprised that there's sex in this class, you have not listened to a single thing I've said this year.</p>
<p>AP Lit (we watched Long Day's Journey into Night today):</p>
<p>Teacher (unconsciously touching her hair in the exact same way that Hepburn does in the movie): I love the way she touches her hair. She's so crazy!</p>
<p>^Hm.. maybe I will take AP Euro</p>
<p>Ok, so not exactly a real class (driving school), but class nevertheless :)</p>
<p>Me: <em>talking about Malaysia to somebody else</em>
Girl: Wait, you're from Malaysia?
Me: Yea.
Girl: Huh.
Me: In fact, I just got back from Asia.
Girl: Whoa, you lived in Asia?
Me: Unless you would like to say the map's a lie, then yes.
Girl: Is Malaysia poor?
Me: Well, I don't know. I mean, we've had the tallest buildings in the world...
Girl: Oh. Do you have many friends?
Me: No, I'm completely emo and cut myself to ease the pain of stupidity in the world.</p>
<p>-End conversation-</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>AP Bio:</p>
<p>Teacher: So next Monday will be...
Student: The 32nd!</p>
<p>Haha, she's actually really smart. Just one of those days.</p>
<p>In Global:
Teacher: I got a Bill Clinton figure.
Student: Does it say that famous quote about that woman?
Teacher: Unfortunately, it doesn't say that.</p>
<p>Teacher: (the Bill Clinton figurine stand goes into it's crotch) I wonder if there's another way. (pushes the stand in more) Is it just me or does it look like he's enjoying this?</p>
<p>Spanish II
Student: (to teacher) You didn't give me enough time on the quiz! You are now in exile for 4 days.
Teacher: Is this like a 40 days and 40 nights kind of thing?
Student: Just 40 days.
Teacher: Uh huh, okay. Well, I think I might give you detention.
Student: Now it's increased to 8 days!
Teacher: You increased it from 40 to 8 days?</p>
<p>Religion class last year:
Teacher: In the old days they used to circumcise boys in choirs to keep their voices high pitched. The people would be like, "I like your voice little choir boy. Let's keep it that way!" Snip-snip!</p>
<p>Today we were forced to watch a video that equated schoolyard bullying to genocide. They flashed pictures of the Holocaust while talking about "queen bees" and "physical aggression". We were like, ***?</p>
<p>Teacher: (showing an Australian website for to help with next week's lab project) </p>
<p>Student: Wait, Australian's writing English too, right? </p>
<p>Class: ....</p>
<p>Me: About to fall off my stool laughing</p>
<p>aww, I like this thread. :)</p>
<p>Spanish III: My class was playing a game. My teacher would say a clue to match one of the vocabulary words and we would guess which word.</p>
<p>Teacher: "El sinonimo de cuatro."
Girl: "Eight!"</p>
<p>...o___o...</p>
<p>The vocab. word was supposed to be "por," which means "on behalf of" but could also mean "for" (like the number four). Of course my teacher was joking/trying to trick us but the girl looked really serious when she answered. Haha!</p>