<p>Teacher: "As you may have heard, I will not be teaching here next year. I've decided to make a change and move to the nation's capital!"
Boy 1: "Why?"
Boy 2: "What do you mean, why? New York's awesome, who wouldn't want to move there!"</p>
<p>From
Chemistry
Teacher: (to a kid who walks in late) They missed you.
Student: Really?
Teacher: No.</p>
<p>Teacher: Do you plan to get married?
Student: Yes.
Teacher: How old?
Student: My dad said I should wait until I'm thirty.
Teacher: How old was your dad when he got married?
Student: 43...or 46...
Teacher: I'm going to stop asking personal questions now before this gets bad.
Student: Yeah, he was a bachelor.
Teacher: How old is he now?
Student: 63.
Teacher: (quietly, in awe) My dad's 63...</p>
<p>In History class, we're watching The Patriot and Mel Gibson is in some sort of violent battle scene and is covered with blood.</p>
<p>Girl: Ohmigosh, isn't he going to get AIDS?
(The movie takes place during the Revolutionary War)</p>
<p>Fave quote from debate this year:
Isn't trusting in the inherent integrity of a politician akin to trusting in the inherent morality of a porn star?
Lol, I came up with that on my own.</p>
<p>From Spanish (all the following students were guys):
Student 1: Castrate me!
Student 2: (to another student) What does castrate mean?
Student 3: It means to cut off your balls.
Student 2: Ewwww!!!</p>
<p>Hah, I also used to live in Anchorage, and got those questions when I moved to CA, but I've found they are much less common in high school. My favorite was: Do you ride polar bears to school?......</p>
<p>Teacher: I'm sorry but I can't let you guys watch that movie, its the unrated version.</p>
<p>Me: Yeah! Its like rated R!</p>
<p>Oy vey. I was tired. And I was in Physics H. Another Physics H quote:</p>
<p>Teacher: Do any of you have questions as to what the correct answer was on your test?
Friend: Number 4
Teacher: Number 4 was true/false.
Friend: So what was the right answer?
Teacher: What did you put?
Friend: True
Teacher: Not that one.</p>
<p>Me, at a rather confused time in AP Calculus AB on Friday. Looking at the coordinate (5, 8) on the coordinate plane: "Woah. So when did we vote that the first one means x? Why can't the 8 mean x?".</p>
<p>Our whole grade had our Holocaust projects on display in the school, and for history class we went down to present ours and look at others. There was one project which was a board game in which questions were asked about the Holocaust-they were usually true/false questions. So the following came up:
Student 1: (reading card) 'True or false: Many survivors of the Holocaust came out of the experience in good physical health and spirits.'
Student 2: Definitely false!
Student 1: It says true...
Student 2: Are you serious? (other student shows him the card) Wow.
We asked the teacher and he confirmed it was false.</p>
<p>Also got this interesting one out of the game:
Student: (reading card) "True or false: During the Holocaust the Jew children were educated in school." Hold on-Jew children?! What the hell?</p>
<p>Apparently my junior year english teacher forgot her history:</p>
<p>Teacher: And the pilgrims sailed over on the Mayflower, not to be confused with the other Mayflower
Class: What other Mayflower?
Teacher: You know, the one that Columbus sailed over in, in 1492.</p>
<p>Teacher: What are rights?
Student: Rights are, umm, what the government gives you?</p>
<p>More scary than funny, to be honest...</p>
<p>Someone in my 6th grade class asked "Whats the number for 911"?</p>
<p>^
LOL
10 space rule</p>
<p>AP Science</p>
<p>Teacher: A simple question, Why does a chair slide better on ice than on rock?</p>
<p>Girl blurts out confident about her answer: Because it's a solid.</p>
<p>Having Lunch...</p>
<p>Girl: What language do they speak in England?... French?</p>
<p>Ap science class, </p>
<p>Teacher: What fuel do hydrogen cars run on?</p>
<p>Same gir as Hares posts: Vegetable oil...</p>
<p>In 8th grade science:</p>
<p>Teacher: Tell me a type of liquid...</p>
<p>Student: Solid</p>
<p>In Math:
Student: The answer is 30 degrees.
Teacher: That's what she said.</p>
<p>In World History, my teacher was talking about the Middle East and using a map. A girl (sophomore) points to Saudi Arabia and asks "Mr. Teacher, is that where Aladin happeneD?"
In English we did this project on our heritage, showing the percent of our ancestors coming from different contries. Two guys said they were 20% American.
In Spanish I we were learning the verb Bilar (to dance) and our teacher made a refrence to ballet. A guy raises his hand and asks, "Isn't that when you pay some one to park your car for you?"</p>
<p>Talking about science @ soccer practice:
Girl: "Do you think they eat birds in other contries?"</p>