<p>sin(x) over n.</p>
<p>cancel out the n's. you're left with si(x)=six=6. </p>
<p>sin(x)/n = si(x) = six = 6.</p>
<p>(In my 9th grade aquatics class)</p>
<p>Me: Hey look at that sign, it says no feces in the water. lol
Kid: What's feces? (Looks up at sign) OH, you mean "fehkus".
Me: What? It's pronounced fee-seez.
Other kids in class: I think the other kid's right, it's "fehkus".
Me: No, you're all idiots. I'll ask the teacher. (moments later) Mr. _____, how do you pronounce this word?
Teacher: Um...I think it's "Fehkus." </p>
<p>So much fail...</p>
<p>"The Iraq was is a natural disaster!"</p>
<p>I am so glad I wasnt in that kids class, thank god for honors classes! </p>
<p>Also we were talking about the tariffs leading up to the civil war and some kid didnt get it. My teacher explained and was like "alex, do you like when people take money from you" hes like "no". then my teacher was like, "thats how the south felt". Then alex said, " why didnt they like it". FYI alex is just a name i threw in there. It may not seem as bad as the others, but when you have gone over tariffs for three straight days, and are in honors social studdies, it seems bad.</p>
<p>AP English</p>
<p>Teacher reveals that she has had breast cancer for over 10 years.</p>
<p>Teacher: "Yes, I have cancer."
Girl: "Did you survive?"</p>
<p>Same girl, calculus problem. Not a word problem. I believe it was an indefinite derivative.</p>
<p>Girl:"You know, this problem is alot like the Cold War."
Rest of Class: "(Speechless)"</p>
<p>Teacher (on the first day of AP Psychology, introducing different psychological perspectives): "The evolutionary biology perspective looks at personal traits in terms of how they may have developed or evolved over the years. Certain traits may be perpetuated in the long term by natural selection; survival of the fittest. Can anyone think of anything in psychology that could be an example of this?"
One girl: "The dinosaurs."
Another girl: "Like Native Americans?"</p>
<p>I have no idea what they were thinking.</p>
<p>During my junior year, in honors biology, we were doing a review for our exam when our teacher asked us "what does 'homogenous' mean?"</p>
<p>the teacher then pointed to a girl a few seats to my right and she said" uhhh... isn't that when two gay geniuses have a baby?"</p>
<p>Junior year in physics we were doing a circuits experiment and our teacher told us not to connect stuff without his approval because we might blow a fuse, and then said, </p>
<p>"I would know; I'm an expert at blowing things."</p>
<p>haha i love this thread!</p>
<p>ok so here's my story..i'm blonde, but i'm not the stereotypical "blonde"..anyway i was sitting in class and a bunch of my friends and i were talking and not doing our work..my best friend and i were joking around with our other friend kenny..now kenny naturally has a very pinkish-red tint to his skin and that day he was wearing a red shirt:</p>
<p>some kid: kenny are you hot or something? cause your face is really red!
me: yeah your shirt matches your skin!
kenny (to me): yeah well your personality matches your hair!!
everyone: LOL</p>
<p>it was pretty funny i have to admit..</p>
<p>AP psych class:
"Well, I am going to go eat the cat"</p>
<p>
[quote]
Teacher: "Yes, I have cancer."
Girl: "Did you survive?"
[/quote]
lol wow.......</p>
<p>AP Euro test my Euro teacher was grading:
John Lennon is the leader of the Soviet Union.</p>
<p>First day of freshman year I walked into my history class late. I sit down and the teacher asks where I came from. I told her that my grandparents came from Ireland and my dad was from the middle east. She looked at me like I was an idiot... she meant what class i had just come from. Everyone was cracking up. She turned out to be one of my favorite teachers and never lets me live that moment down.</p>
<p>My AP Lit teacher, in reference to the fact that she would probably include a very obscure and difficult theme on an upcoming test:</p>
<p>"I'm kind of dirty like that sometimes."
Taken out of context, it was quotable f'sho.</p>
<p>Also, from my Rhetoric teacher:
"Well.....Sooome sex is ok."</p>
<p>I love this thread and decided to make a contribution:</p>
<p>My tenth grade English teacher was going over vocab words:</p>
<p>Teacher: Castigate. To subject to severe punishment, reproof, or criticism.
Student: ...wait...I thought castigate meant something else!</p>
<p><em>class stares blankly at the student</em></p>
<p>Student: ...well...Isn't that something you do to horses? You know, to make it so they can't have babies?</p>
<p><em>class again stares blankly as the teacher turns to student looking like she will bite his head off</em></p>
<p>Teacher: No. The word you're thinking of is CASTRATE.</p>
<p>He was so embarrassed...that was the funniest class ever...</p>
<p>Me: <em>clapping after someone's presentation</em>
Friend: Clapping makes everything better, doesn't it?
Me: No it doesn't...
Friend: Okay, name one thing clapping doesn't make better
Me: Abortion</p>
<p>Here's one from my US History AP class. I think we were talking about Roosevelt's Great White fleet. Or something.</p>
<p>Girl: "So why doesn't isn't England hot?"
Teacher: "...."
Girl: "Because, like Jamaica and those other islands are hot, so why isn't England hot?"
Me: <em>mentally hits things</em> (And maybe physically hit something)
Teacher: "I think the temperature of places has to do with how far it is from the equator, not whether it's an island..."
Girl: "...Oh."</p>
<p>I realize that I've never posted in this thread or actually read it; wow, 32 pages...my god.</p>
<p>From skimming the last couple threads, it's always about someone else and not yourselves...so I have many but I only feel like typing one about myself.</p>
<p>This year. Math class. I always sleep and never pay attention, or talk with my friend(s)...so I sit in the back, and I borrowed this guy's pokemon ruby and was playing it, and then everything was fine until I went into an epic battle and actually summoned a pokemon and went to switch.</p>
<p>The classroom was actually fairly loud so I didn't think it'd hurt a bit to raise my voice a bit, but at that epic moment, the freaking teacher decided to ask, "Class, what's the cosine of 30 degrees?" out of NOWHERE, so the class quieted down at the moment, and I swear to god, she said it JUST BEFORE I said out fairly loud, "What the hell? Blaziken as CHUCK NORRIS, Swablu Mark Twain, and Groudon is MICHAEL JACKSON?" (<-- the naming). Right after the cosine question. </p>
<p>The whole class laughing is an understatement, really. The teacher had her jaws dropped for a complete five minutes or so (at least that's how long it felt like, maybe way more), and her face was amazing.</p>
<p>She said it was so ridiculous in her 10 years of teaching that she was too awestruck for a detention or anything and just stood there dumbfounded. I think she hated me from then on (it was around April-ish)</p>
<p>god, that was pretty epic...and fairly embarassing.</p>
<p>What are you going to do when you actually have to pay attention in class?</p>
<p>amen to the castrate guy. that was funny.</p>
<p>we've had awkward moments where we'd say some wrong words too loud in class.
it'd be like
"WOAH WHY'D YOU BUY THAT MAN?"
"it was a dollar..."
"but don't they come in like bigger packs? for cheaper?"
"I don't know... "
"you got it for free didn't you?"
"Yeah."
"dude. seriously. getting a CONDOM?"
<em>awkwardddd silence</em></p>
<p>we once had a really strict teacher who nobody really liked, so one of us got really ticked off and was like fck austrailia! (the teacher isn't really from there, but let's assume he is XD) to just vent
and they were RIGHT behind the girl who said that LOL</p>
<p>9th grade History
Teacher: So what is one disease common in Africa
Kid: Oh I know, Anorexia. Right? Because they are all so skinny</p>