<p>^oh my god.
i would have slapped him/her</p>
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What are you going to do when you actually have to pay attention in class?
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That won't happen. ;)</p>
<p>are these supposed to be funny?</p>
<p>Other kid: "Why are you in AP Physics B? And how can you do it online?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Other: "I thought you weren't good at push-ups...."</p>
<p>"You can swallow air?!?"
"Isn't the sky blue because it reflects off the ocean?"</p>
<p>Girl in French class. This is all true, I swear. We were talking about the little prince, specifically how he could watch multiple sunsets (answer in french, not an "critical thinking" type question). Anyway, she said it was because his planet was so small that it revolved around the sun faster than the Earth does. We actually spent five minutes of class explaining to her the difference between a year and a day. Junior by the way.</p>
<p>my teacher was all up in my grill sayin' "why didn't you bring king lear to class with you?!" and then i was like "i accidently the whole fleshlight". i laughed but she didn't :(</p>
<p>"So I just subtracted 1/2 from 1/3 and got 1/1"</p>
<p>So we were in 9th grade Honors European History and our class was watching the movie version of the play Henry VIII. One of the girls in my class actually thought we were watching a video "of the play". So it got to this part where Henry was going in a boat across a lake and the girl said "Hey! How'd they get all the water on stage!!!"</p>
<p>kinda had to be there but still hilarious</p>
<p>10th Grade English.</p>
<p>Our English teacher is CCCRRAAAZZZYY! She makes the best comments ever. When we were reading Lord Of The Flies, and the planes first crashes and all the kids take off their clothes, we got in a full class discussion on the enjoyment of being naked. We came to an agreement that the first thing you would do when getting stranded on an island is take off the clothes. It was awesome.</p>
<p>But she ended up giving the best speech I've heard in a class. We were talking about writing thesis statements and then supporting them in the essay. Well, she said, "Your paragraphs should support your thesis like a good bra! You want a good bra that will hold up your thesis really well, like a Victoria Secret bra. You don't want a cheap K-Mart bra, because when you go jogging, everything will be flopping in the wind and someone will get hurt. So everyone! Get a good Victoria Secret bra!"</p>
<p>Haha here's another one from my 10th grade honors pre-calc class:</p>
<p>Teacher (after writing a problem on the board): So class, how do we find the solution to this problem?
Student 1: MAGIC!!!
Student 2: No! Not magic...idiot
Teacher (to Student 2): Are you denying my magical skills?!</p>
<p>SO FUNNY!!!</p>
<p>"mirror mirror on the wall which coordinate to flip froom the x-wall"...at first this quote made no sense to me..i thought it wz corny but i guess it's pretty stupid a teacher would say this to a math B class studying line reflections lol</p>
<p>8th grade science</p>
<p>Girl: "What's that stuff that we breathe...and it like starts with an O?"
Teacher: "...Oxygen?"
Girl: "Yeah! That stuff!"</p>
<p>9th grade creative writing</p>
<p>Girl: "Wait...what's a noun?"</p>
<p>From my 8th grade English class.</p>
<p>"Does chicken come from chickens?"</p>
<p>And from my 10th grade History.</p>
<p>"Did people in the Middle Ages have belly buttons?"</p>
<p>I kid you not.</p>
<p>Uh, well, I'm pretty sure they didn't have belly buttons... s o o o o o I don't see your point..
Lololololol, some people say the stupidest things.</p>
<p>In my Adv. Comp class:</p>
<p>Girl: I can't write a thesis. Maybe I'll just buy one on Ebay.....
Me: LOL</p>
<p>All of the funny things that happen in my classes aren't funny if I repeat them. It's like trying to explain a joke to someone. It just kills it.</p>
<ul>
<li>my dad drove to Germany
-drove? u can't drive to Germany</li>
<li>no, i mean from russia to germany, not from usa</li>
<li>yeah, but isn't RUSSIA AN ISLAND?</li>
</ul>
<p>wow)</p>
<p>This year (senior year), my rural school had an import from New York City. She's an Asian girl who I'll call E, and she says so many amazing quotes that we joke about having an "E Siting" column in our school paper. Last week one of the clubs we're in was having a bake sale, and here's what happened.</p>
<p>E: Can I have a cupcake?
Me: If you have money.
E: But I don't have money.
Me: Then no cupcake.
E: Please? (holds out arm) I'll let you touch my skin. My Asian skin.</p>
<p>Now, of course, I have to refer to E's Asian Skin at least once a day.</p>
<p>7th grade US History:
Mr. Baker - "[Person], when was The War of 1812?"
Person - "Uh...World War II?"</p>
<p>9th grade study hall:
Person - "So, did you know that Spain is in Europe? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS IN SOUTH AMERICA!"</p>