Best Stupid Quotes from Class

<p>Honors 10 English- Ms. H! WHAT DOES "BIAS" MEAN?
Honors 10 Bio- (Same girl) MR. E! WHAT DOES DETERMINED MEAN?
The Bio teacher has just resorted to mocking her this year. He uses the quote "Make sure your brain is in gear before engaging mouth," when addressing her on a constant basis now. I'll have to write down a few more of her quotes.</p>

<p>Debate- Sufferage, you mean the right to suffer?</p>

<p>Debate
We were having an after school practice. We decided to do Impromtu Debate. You draw your topic and then have a minute to prepare it. The first topic was, "School uniforms are helpful." I got neg. The only thing I could think to say was,
"SCHOOL UNIFORMS ENCOURAGE COMMUNISM!" Long day....
The next round I was judging. That topic was, "It's good to tell your lover about past experiences."
The first pro argument was, "Of course it's better. If you tell each other you can improve your technique and skill together which makes a more enjoyable experience for the both of you!" </p>

<p>I have some interesting debate ones...............................</p>

<p>We're watching Cry, Beloved country in English II honors because the school doesn't have the funding for the books. A girl walks in, who had been absent the day before, and the teacher tries to catch her up. Finally: "OK, there are two groups in South Africa, the rich European minority, and the poor Native majority. Which side do you think you're on?" [She's sitting on the half of the room with less than the "population" of the other side]" </p>

<p>Her: European?
Teacher: Yes! Why?
Her: Because I'm black.</p>

<p>Yearbook inserts are being handed out.
Student: What are these?
Me: Yearbook inserts.
Students: That's so stupid! How did they forget to put stuff in the yearbook.</p>

<p>^ I actually said that the first time I saw them, then I realized the phrase that came out of my mouth.</p>

<p>okay 8th grade we were reading. the secret life of bees. and so one of our test questions was..."where does Lily tell August she is going?"..my friend hands in his paper, after the test. and goes. " I wrote out" ... hahahahahahahahaha</p>

<p>My spanish teacher once told us
"In the year 711, the Moors came over and established convenience stores all over Spain"</p>

<p>In eighth grade biology, we were looking at some sort of bacteria under the microscope as part of a lab. We were supposed to draw the bacteria. One (obnoxious) boy had a question for the teacher:</p>

<p>Boy: "Excuse me, are we supposed to draw the bacteria ****ting?" (he actually used that word)
Teacher (with a painfully straight face): "The word is defecating."</p>

<p>In APUSH my teacher theorized that Christopher Colombus had sex with the queen so she would pay for his voyage. So, I went to Spanish class later on and we were talking about Christopher again and I raise my hand and said "My history teacher said that since the queen wasn't gettin' any, Chris did it with her and she was like, Okay you win!!!"
Yeah, after a long silence I got in trouble...</p>

<p>"Cote d'Iviore isn't on the coast..."</p>

<p>Epic thread</p>

<p>Oh man, my friend has so many of these that we made a group for her on Facebook.</p>

<p>Some of the better ones:
Me: "Oh look! A black squirrel!"
Her: "Duh! Have you ever seen a white squirrel?! Those are called rabbits!"</p>

<p>Her: "Karl said that I'd be stealing electricity!" - her phone was out of battery and she had her charger with her so we were wondering why she didn't just charge her phone at school.</p>

<p><em>We bump head and elbow</em>
Her: Ow! What was that for?
Me: What're you talking about? You just elbowed me in the head!
Her: What, are you stupid? It's so obvious your head hit me in the elbow.</p>

<p>Actually, I have no idea if these are funny or not. It might've just been the moment.</p>

<p>"Get your tests, today's October 14th"
"What's October?"</p>

<p>Ok, in English last year...</p>

<p>Teacher: Tom can't take the quiz today because he had a very traumatic moment at his Robotics competition where the robot went into the crowd and cut off 12 people's heads.
(Obviously this didn't happen, but I wasn't ready for a vocab quiz, lol)
Girl: WAIT... REALLY?</p>

<p>It was hillarious</p>

<p>Teacher: "You're such a ticklish class. You laugh at everything."</p>

<p>The whole class was roaring.</p>

<p>About half-way through the year of a Religion class, some kid asked
"Who's Jesus?"</p>

<p>He was Episcopalian, so it's not like he didn't believe or was an atheist.</p>

<p>In French the other day, my teacher was going on and on about these pens you can only get in Europe, the Pilot G1. And the girl in front of me, as the whole class gets quiet, goes, "HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?"</p>

<p>I adore her.</p>

<p>"Are fish electrolytes?"
AP Chem... >_></p>

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About half-way through the year of a Religion class, some kid asked
"Who's Jesus?"

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<p>in his defence, I understand... have said exactly the same thing... but to make it worse followed with "oh he's the guy that got thingied on the cross"
keep in mind this was on yom kippur so hadn't eaten for almost a day... or drunk anything... but it just gave my freiends more fuel to tease me with... they had spent the last couple hours mocking me for falling off a bus, grazing my knee and ripping my jeans</p>

<p>8th grade health class
obnoxious girl) So...have you like...done it before???????
teacher) of COURSE, 3 times a week is healthy!
talk about too much information.....</p>

<p>We were doing women's sufrage in classs, and when we were watching a movie and they said, " and finally women got the right to vote," this girl stood up and clapped once and sat down.</p>

<p>the next one was, I was studying mandarin in the library, and this girl came up to me and said," isn't it weird that they speak mandarin instead of chinesese in china? they're so dumb"</p>

<p>and then, i was running late for french so i grabbed all my stuff out of the library, or so i thought, and i got to class and saw i didn't have my text book. and then i went back and there was this random, and he was reading my text book, and i was like can i have my book? and he was like...yeah... you're really good at french... and then he ran away. </p>

<p>I go to the weirdest school</p>