Best Stupid Quotes from Class

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>In chemistry class.
Teacher- "Okay, so I really need to go potty, and I think it might take a while. So what I want you guys to do is to go out in the yard and pick me a flower. And whoever comes back with the prettiest one, gets this. <em>holds up a bag of peanuts</em>.</p>

<p>He is from new zeland and really odd. OT, but he later knocked up a student(a friend of mine) and they are now living together. I actually went over to their apartment and watched gossip girl with him and his girlfriend once. Felt really weird.</p>

<p>Spanish class. We were learning about spanish math expressions, and the teacher wrote down 1+1= 1 on the board.
Random girl - “Ms. Heavia, 1+1 does not equal 1.”
Ms. Heavia - "huh? Oh yeah, haha sorry it’s still really early in the morning. <em>erases the board and write 1+1=11.</em></p>

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<p>My 8th grade science teacher when he was in kindergarten: </p>

<p>Teacher: I want you guys to paint the apple.
Daniel: *Paints the apple green, whereas everyone around him paints it red.
Teacher: Daniels, this is not an apple. Do it again.</p>

623

<p>So I’m in health class. I know this teacher is a lazy bum. He uses the same tests every year. I tell him there’s a typo.</p>

<p>“Mr. Idiot, you put ‘name the muscles and T-H-E-R-E location.’”
“Yeah, what’s wrong with that, applicannot?”
“Well, uh, it should be T-H-E-I-R-. T-H-E-R-E refers to a place, T-H-E-I-R refers to possession.”
“But LOCATION is a PLACE.”</p>

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<p>some dude: “I was thinking about being a cartographer when I grow up”
chick: “Wow I guess [boy’s name] likes to draw cars”</p>

<p>And that’s how I found out what a cartographer does.</p>

625

<p>Our supposed top girl asks “Isn’t Mount Everest in South America,” topping it off with “Nepal is South America right?”</p>

626

<p>History Class:
Soccer player: (talking about trip for states) Why are we stopping at Cabela’s?
Teacher: You can get a turducken!</p>

627

<p>I don’t get it</p>

628

<p>haha i fail. I can’t think of stupid quotes, just random ones</p>

629

<p>Honors Physics Junior Year:</p>

<p>Teacher is asking for the solution to a problem, and no one is answering. It was homework so she walks around to make sure that everyone did it. She sees that this one kid has the right answer and she asks him to tell the class.</p>

<p>He squints at his paper for a moment, and then another. Suddenly he lets out this tortured screech, “I CAN’T READ!!!”</p>

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<p>Mind you this is a TEACHER speaking:</p>

<p>“So f(x)…is that some type of calculus? Actually I’m not sure, math isn’t really my thing.”</p>

<p>…</p>

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<p>Basic math is sometimes a struggle for BC Calc Students…especially on parents weekend.</p>

<p>Teacher: and that is 2 plus negative 3 which is.
Everyone: [every number known to man except -1]
Teacher: Okay now you were place calc BC for a reason. You can add 2 and negative three. For the parents lets try this again. What is 2 plus negative three.
Everyone but DK: -1
[at the same time] DK (quite loudly): 5!!!</p>

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<p>From a Quiz Bowl match (not a practice, an actual match). We were down big time against a prep school that is notorious for giving stupid/funny answers if they are far ahead.</p>

<p>Question: What is the art of sculpting miniature trees out of clay or other materials?
The answer is bonsai, and I knew it right away, but the other prep kid buzzed in first.</p>

<p>His answer: Hortisculpture</p>

<p>His coach about fell out of her chair because she was laughing so hard. I didn’t think it was THAT funny but oh well.</p>

<p>I have an awesome Chemistry teacher, I’ll have to think of some quotes from his class.</p>

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<p>7th grade social studies class. We were studying 8th cenrtury or so Europe.</p>

<p>(teacher) “Who were the Franks?”</p>

<p><em>my freind raises his hand</em></p>

<p>(teacher) “yes Jeff?”</p>

<p>(Jeff) “uuuhhh…they’re the things we eat, you know-hot dogs and weiners…”</p>

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<p>buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump</p>

635

<p>6th grade Ancient History - </p>

<p>Teacher: So what animals were the first to be domesticated?
Student: Lions?</p>

636

<p>my history teacher, on the subject of WWI aftermath
“America screwed Germany so hard that hitler was born!”
entire class is cracking up, and teacher is standing there looking confused</p>

637

<p>7th grade social studies:</p>

<p>“Was Hitler a bad man?”</p>

<p>And then…
Teacher: “What happened in Boston, Massachusetts in 1776?”
Student: “The Holocaust!”</p>

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<p>I have two. This didn’t happen in school but on a band trip, we were in our christmas parade. We were on the bus n’ the bus starts backing up and one of the guard girls says ““I didn’t know buses could back up!”” Also another one of the guard girls I talk to every now n’ then said ““Are woodwind instruments made out of wood? wait! Are brass instruments made out of brass!??”” Everyone looked at both of them in awe.</p>

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<p>These two kids were talking about the AP Calc exam:
1- I’m gonna get a 5 on my AP Calc test
2- Yeah i’m gonna get a 12 cuz I’m twice as good as you…oh wait…<em>facepalm</em></p>

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<p>My science teacher is so funny. Seriously.
I’m sure there’ve been funnier things he’s said, but I don’t remember them right now, so:</p>

<p>Student: [discussing presentation of project] So do we have to do it?
Mr. Ford: No, you have to. [Smiles, kind of like… the Joker… it’s hard to describe; had to be there moment]</p>