<p>Me: I walk into class and look up at the board , problem set numbers are written on the board
:67,65,75,75
Me: Darn it, why did my teacher have to put my chemistry grades on the board…</p>
<p>Joke from girl in my class: I had two bowls for breakfast,one of them was cereal-
other was pot…</p>
<p>Yeah, can’t think of the really funny ones yet… when I remeber them- I’ll let you know. I’m usually the class idiot in all my classes.</p>
<p>okay so this didn’t happen in a class but we all died laughing</p>
<p>our marching band had just finished the Christmas parade and we got on the bus and were about to leave well were we parked had those little cement things in front of it so we had to move to get out. so the bus driver starts backing up to get around the cement and one of our guard girls screams out “WAIT! BUSES CAN GO BACKWARDS?!?!??” </p>
<p>DANG IT!! Trumpetgrl already did mine i’ll have to do another.</p>
<p>okay soo…probably everyone has heard this but my friend ACTUALLY did this and i wanted to smack them lol</p>
<p>them: What’s idk?
me: i don’t know.
them: UGH really? no one knows!! i even googled it and it said i don’t know! grrr
me: oh. my. gosh. shut up you idiot!
them: what?
me: idk = I don’t know.
me: i-I d-Don’t k-Know.
them: ohh…
me: <em>rolls eyes</em>
them: WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?
*then i walked away…</p>
<p>“WHY IS SHE SO UGLY WHEN SHE CRIES?!(referring to a girl crying in a movie we were watching) SOME GIRLS LOOK SUPER PRETTY WHEN THEY CRY BUT NOT HER”</p>
<p>Math Teacher- Where were you? Why are you late?
Kid- Sir, I was in the toilet.</p>
<p>Another Kid comes into class, even he was late.</p>
<p>Math Teacher- Why are you late?
Kid2- I was in the toilet.</p>
<p>Math teacher looks at his watch and says- Two boys in the toilet for twenty minutes, now I know what you were doing!! Was it good? Were you safe? <em>then he looks at the first kid and says</em> YOU lasted for twenty minutes!</p>
<p>when someone pointed to a Star of David, this was the response from a cheerleader in my class. I’m still not sure if she acts dumb for the attention or not.</p>
<p>This was more like a joke, but somehow the teacher was convinced that the kid was serious:
Teacher: I’m going to play a video on my VHS.
Kid: Your what?
Teacher: My VHS.
Kid: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Teacher: You know, that thing you play video tapes in.
Kid: What are video tapes?
Teacher: …</p>
<p>Math teacher : “Alright, so then, we need the amount of seconds in an hour. Anyone?”
Girl: <em>practically interrupts his ‘Anyone?’ and screams</em> “60x60!”
<em>class goes silent</em>
Math teacher : “…and that is…?”
Girl: <em>blank stare</em> “…I don’t know”</p>