Best Stupid Quotes from Class

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>hahaha another one with Mike!
this one's from this year
well you'd need to know that Miss T is young and supposedly "hot" teacher but really is not very attractive at all. they guys just like her for....her bosom =P hahahaha anyway she flirts with every young guy teacher in the school, no exceptions, and most people severely dislike her (she's also a horrible teacher)</p>

<p><em>Mike is sleeping</em>
Miss T: Can anyone give me an example of a private good?
<em>nobody says anything, most are doing other hw</em>
Miss T: anyone? hey Mike, wake up.
Mike: What?
Miss T: What's an example of a private good
Mike: ummm. pants?
Miss T: Ok...pants.
Schyler (randomly): well, ACTUALLY, if the pants were big enough, two people could fit in them...
<em>class laughs....oh Schyler...</em>
Miss T: haha, well not in my pants. There's nobody else in my pants....right now...
lol we were all crackkkking up and it took her like 5 minutes to figure out how wrong that sounded.</p>

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<p>AP US History</p>

<p>"So when slavery was outlawed...why didnt they southerners just buy Native Americans?"</p>

83

<p>In Biology, when talking about cloning, Dolly the Sheep, and such:</p>

<p>Billy: Wait, if Dolly is a sheep, how is her baby a lamb?</p>

84

<p>Isn't poverty a country in Africa?</p>

<p>Oy vay.</p>

85

<p>AP Lang. And Comp.</p>

<p>We were talking about syllables for some reason...</p>

<p>Teacher: You, how many syllables are there in "fire"?
Girl: Umm....2
Teacher: No...try again...
Girl: I dunno! Three!?!?</p>

<p>I'm not kidding at all...</p>

86

<p>My pre-calc class is amazing.</p>

<p>Our Teacher says the darndest things.</p>

<p>"What's a mother to do?"
"Man-Alive!"
"This one'll really knock your socks off"
"Whatever turns you on"
"Pimp yo calc, dawg, fo' shizzle!"</p>

<p>And from a fellow student,
"Can you demonstrate that with a venn diagram? I'm a very visual person."</p>

87

<p>Oh and a brilliant quote from me in AP English:</p>

<p>Teach: What animal would be lowing in the fields?
Me: Uhh...sheep?
Teach: errm, no. cows low. It's like mooing.
Me: Riiight.</p>

88

<p>Today in AP Gov, I don't know how we got on this subject.</p>

<p>"So do Inuits club baby seals just because it's fun?"</p>

89

<p>Our AP Statistics teacher is Cuban and speaks with a heavy Tony Montana-esque accent. </p>

<p>Discussing probability with flipping coins:
"Fleeping a coin has-a two outcomes, head or a-tail.
Djoo could be very unlucky, and get absolutely NO HEAD."</p>

<p>Half the class was sleeping, but the half that was paying attention just broke out into laughter. He obviously realized what he'd just said and just put his hand over his forehead, and the rest of the class woke up wondering 'why did he just say NO HEAD really loudly?"</p>

<p>"They say moosic will get you girls, but i am a-fawty seven. Issa too late!"
"They try to figure out the tra-hectory of a hoorahcane..."</p>

<p>Use-E-Ful--> Useful
Bott Plog --> Box Plot</p>

<p>We're all terrible people for making fun of his accent, but come on.</p>

90

<p>enderkin, unlike most of these quotes, I laughed when I saw yours.</p>

91

<p>^ lol yea me too. i really liked the one about no head</p>

92

<p>Not a stupid quote, just an amazing one:</p>

<p>AP Euro- We're talking about how some King (I forget which one) died before he had a chance to consummate his marriage.
Boy: Well, he got screwed.
Teacher: Actually, no, he didn't.</p>

93

<p>Mine is kind of like the first posts' but still fun.</p>

<p>Teacher: "Seman has sugars in it" (or something like that, cant remember exactly)
Girl: "Then who come it doesn't taste sweet?"
Teacher: "because your taste buds are at the tip of your tongue and not in your throat"</p>

<p>Another boy that confused feces and fetuses in a class discussion on abortion. </p>

<p>Boy: "I think feces are very important. They must be saved!"</p>

94

<p>Homecoming 2008- </p>

<p>Theme "Where in the World are the Lions"
My Class (Seniors) Choose Alaska.</p>

<p>On the posters there are penguins.....no penguins in Alaska!!!!!!</p>

95

<p>Teacher: "Wilson justified America's entry into World War I by calling for 'peace vithout victory' and calling it the war to end all wars."
Person: "But that wasn't true!"
Teacher: "Umm...thanks."</p>

96

<p>This isn't really a funny quote, just a tragedy that became funny in retrospect.</p>

<p>(Bio class, sex ed. Alison is a bit promiscuous but doesn't have a problem letting people know.)</p>

<p>Alison: So if a guy prematurely ejaculates, does that mean he orgasmed?
Teacher: Well, yes.
Alison: But that's kind of unfair, isn't it?
Teacher: Well, most young men learn to control it eventually. With a little patience --
Alison: Oh, no thanks! He was pretty lousy, anyway.
(short pause before she turns and notices Henry, our classmate)
Alison: Oh sorry, Henry, didn't mean it.</p>

<p>... trainwreck.</p>

97

<p>(from our English class today)
Teacher: (talking about Farewell to Arms) And what did Fred's intentions when he was talking to this woman, do you think?
Class: (silence)
Zane: Sex.
Teacher: Interesting. Why do you say that, Zane?
Zane: Well, whenever the class gets really quiet, the answer's usually sex.</p>

<p>(we all love Zane. He's the nerdy Sex God of our class)</p>

98

<p>my history teacher talking about Nazi Germany</p>

<p>student: "wait, what is totalitarianism?"
teacher: "well, totalitarianism is symbiotic to facsism"</p>

<p>(i suppose he meant synonymous?)</p>

99

<p>This actually happened in the hallway:</p>

<p>Guy #1: Dude, answer this question, what's the capital of China?
Guy #2: Uh, Beijing?
Guy #1: No, WRONG. (punches Guy #2 hard in the stomach) It's Bangkok. Ahaha.
Guy #2: (In pain) Wth, Bangkok is the capital of Thailand you freaking idiot.
Guy #1: Oh.</p>

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<p>WolfBane. That one is hilarious.</p>