<p>My all time favorite is this quote from world studies in the 10th grade:</p>
<p>"What is that country above South Korea?"</p>
<p>That reminds me:</p>
<p>"Did Shakespeare have a last name?"</p>
<p>Talking about reproductive barriers in AP Bio a few weeks ago:
Teacher: Mechanical isolation is...it's...when...it just....doesn't fit!
Me: That's what SHE said!</p>
<p>My friend's AP econ class a few days ago:
Teacher (talking about a pop quiz): I don't like it and you don't like it, but it'll be all better once we get through it.
Friend: That's what SHE said!</p>
<p>Yes....my friends and I tell our teachers "that's what she said" (and make other obnoxious, crude, and immature jokes) during classes (not to say that some of our teachers don't crack a few crude jokes during classes!). It's all in good fun though and nobody gets offended. That's why my high school is so great.</p>
<p>Talking about "Jane Eyre..."</p>
<p>Girl: Well, Helen was very religious, too.
Boy: Oh, yeah, she wanted you to love your enemies. I'm not sure what kind of Christianity that is, though.</p>
<p>Well a teacher was promoting FCA and he says that the lord will provide pizza and this other kid shouts, "will the lord provide ranch also?"
That made my day.</p>
<p>Today, our English teacher was, for some reason, teaching us about prepositions (in a very kindergarten-ish manner, on top of it), and then, without even realizing at all what he was doing, he says he'll use an example, walks to the front of this girl's desk, and says:</p>
<p>"I am going to go 'blank' you." (he was implying "with")</p>
<p>Then everyone started snickering...</p>
<p>Before a math test:
Teacher: i know it might be long and hard but i promise it won't hurt you
Chris: thats what she said!</p>
<p>^Ouch.....</p>
<p>I have a couple:
- Student: "Can I plug my solution into your equation?"
Class: LOL
- Teacher: Guys please come up with your own "word of the day" and make a sentence. (8th grade)
Student: The word of the day is "Legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word
- Student (during taking hard test): I think my heart just lagged.</p>
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Teacher: You, how many syllables are there in "fire"?
Girl: Umm....2
Teacher: No...try again...
Girl: I dunno! Three!?!?
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<p>I'm confused, aren't there two syllables in fire? :S</p>
<p>Its funny b/c (1) the teacher is wrong, and (2) the student says three, knowing its two, meaning she (student) herself was confused.</p>
<p>katie, i just figured out "that's what she said" a week ago. before that, i had no clue what it was, so the next day during youth symphony, i told my stand partner that i'd pull on on the conductor.</p>
<p>right after i said that, the conductor was talking to the winds, telling them to move their stands so that they could see him and his baton.</p>
<p>So he says, "It is the responsibility of the person behind to find the hole."</p>
<p>It was too coincidental for me to keep my mouth shut, so I blurted, "That's what she said." Now, I have to write an apology letter to all the young girls in the orchestra, but oh well.</p>
<p>^ lol. 10char</p>
<p>lol, my AP Lit teacher said this after the fire alarm went off</p>
<p>"Wait...this isn't a plan fire drill. Everyone stay seated."</p>
<p>(FYI the alarm went off because of some construction on another building)</p>
<p>Maybe the "fire" person lives in the South or something, where it's pronounced more like "fahr?"</p>
<p>so in my ap environmental science class, my teacher asked us what plastic was made out of. my friend whispers to me "wood, right?" and i give him a funny look, and he says, "oh right, it's rocks, isn't it?"</p>
<p>in the same APES class, the teacher asked us what we do when we are in an argument with someone and we want it to end so that each side gets something. he was clearly leading us to say "compromise" as a class, but my other friend says, "find a loophole!"</p>
<p>Girl on my bus: "An enema is a type of fruit, right?"</p>
<p>(I think this misconception is going to get her into some really interesting situations later on in life)</p>
<p>^^</p>
<p>I guess when she goes into child delivery and the nurse asks, "Would you like an enema before this all gets going?" She will reply, "No thanks, I am not very hungry right now." ;-)</p>
<p>My English teacher asked a student if he was black. Fuuun times.</p>
<p>Hahaha the "That's What She Said" ones are amazing.</p>
<p>Well I'll keep things G-rated here and offer one from APUSH. So we were talking about the Whiskey Rebellion and how since wheat was hard to transport, frontier farmers in the "West" would distill wheat into whiskey and then use the whiskey as their "currency" while trading with the East. So this guy in my class goes, "How do they turn the whiskey back into wheat?"</p>