<p>Ok, this isn't a funny quote so much as a REALLY funny situation.</p>
<p>10th grade, 4th period choir. The girls were sitting in the middle and on the right, and the boys were on the left side of the room because the girls were practicing a section together and needed to sit close together in order to hear one another.</p>
<p>So all of a sudden the the sopranos (the girls on the right) start snickering, and we're all looking around trying to figure out what's funny, when all of a sudden the girl next to me leans over and goes, "[HGFM], look, Mr. X's fly is open!"</p>
<p>So then the Altos (my section & the girls in the middle) start laughing, and pretty soon the girls are all howling with laughter. Then Mr. X starts looking around trying to figure out what's so funny.</p>
<p>FINALLY, the boys get wind of it (our boys are a little slow) and one of them walks over and whispers in his ear. He immediately turns around to "close the barn door".</p>
<p>Oh man. Good times.</p>
<p>More fun choir times:</p>
<p>The teacher has a book he keeps on the piano (AKA his desk) where he writes down what students are misbehaving that day, affectionately known as the "Naughty book". So one day...</p>
<p>students are explaining the rules to a new student.</p>
<p>New student raises his hand and asks, "But why do you keep a naughty book on the piano? Isn't that like...against school policy?"</p>
<p>11th grade, we're practicing the song "Smoke gets in your eyes".</p>
<p>Teacher: "I was once asked to sing this at a funeral."
Random kid: "How did they die?"
Teacher: "In a fire."</p>
<p>this year. We were practicing a song where the word "but" had a fermata over it. (fermata just means you're supposed to hold the note and watch the director until he/she gives you a cutoff.)</p>
<p>Teacher: "Make sure you watch me so you don't cut off your 'but' too early."</p>
<p>9th grade. We were preparing to take our theory tests, and to choose which one (there are 6 examples of sightsinging and rhythm to choose from), we have to roll a little foam dice (however you say that in the singular). None of us were as prepared as we should have been.</p>
<p>Girl in my section: "We should call it the Dice O' Doom."</p>
<p>So now they are indeed the Dice O' Doom.</p>