<p>"AP US History teacher when discussing the Scopes Monkey trial: "Well, I think everyone in here is smart enough to know that the world is only 5,000 years old and was created in seven days."</p>
<p>So, yeah, is it time to start "screening" teachers before they are allowed a job? "</p>
<pre><code> Why, because all Creationists are idiots??
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<p>^Yeah.</p>
<p>After watching "12 Angry Men" in government....</p>
<p>Teacher:What did this movie lack that makes it so great?</p>
<p>My friend: women</p>
<p>So true yet so hilarious.</p>
<p>^^Lol, I love how there is an ongoing debate about the syllable count in "fire". Fire is one syllable. Littlemermaid, that was funny, but that student is a little sketchy...:D</p>
<p>Today, in psych class, our teacher was telling us how she ate one of the free Breakfast Burritos from McDonalds and was now feeling sick/dizzy/weird.</p>
<p>Teacher: "I am high on Breakfast Burrito..."</p>
<p>Student: <em>blurts out</em> It's like playing Sonic when you're drunk!</p>
<p>We all just kind of stopped and stared at the kid for a little bit. But the teacher quote was kind of weird, too, haha.</p>
<p>I've had so many crazy AP Bio moments. Yesterday:</p>
<p><em>teacher discussing digestion/excretion</em>
Me: I have a good visualization for this process. Double u double u double u dot two girls one cup dot com.</p>
<p>The class cracked up for like 10 minutes.</p>
<p>Well we were talking about degrassi and how there was a school shooting and this kid said something about columbine and now there is an investigation.</p>
<p>Most awful "dumb" moment I have ever experienced:</p>
<p>We're sitting in spanish class and the teacher asks, "So, has anyone ever been to a foreign country where they speak a different language?"</p>
<p>11th Grade Boy: (leans over to friend and asks) ...Is Florida a different country??</p>
<p>Friend responds: Dude... are you serious?</p>
<p>He was.</p>
<p>In Chemistry today:
Teacher: So, when someone has a girlfriend and there's an issue, what do they do?
Male Student: Stalk them for several days?
Teacher: Sadly, you're right.
Student: It's not easy.
Teacher: Clearly, you've had experience. </p>
<p>In Chemistry awhile ago:
Teacher: What are trees made from?
Student: Wood.
Teacher: And what is wood made from?
Student: ...Wood?
Teacher: Oh really?</p>
<p>And the best was from my Religion teacher from last year, who mixed up his words during a profound speech:
Teacher: And you cannot have that deep and saving relationship with God until you have heart-to-fart faith.... (pause, laughter) Wait-did I just say that? Argh! I could teach you anything and that's all you'll remember!</p>
<p>I have a lot of funny ones from that class but I'll save them...</p>
<p>This wasn't really a conversation, but it sure highlights the stupidity of some of my classmates.</p>
<p>We were dissecting sharks today and some of the boys next to me were being idiots and playing around with the shark. So the one boy decided to punch the shark, and he ended up slicing his hand open on the teeth.. haha =)</p>
<p>I love these.</p>
<p>This was after school. My Pre-AP World teacher was helping me with my dbq & we were working on POV.....
Teacher:....so you're basically saying she was a selfish b**ch.
Me: Haha, yeah. I guess so.</p>
<p>Cixi......?</p>
<p>In math class:</p>
<p>Girl, simply incredulous and distraught: "What do you mean that x is less than 3????"</p>
<p>^that doesn't seem like something that should be funny, but i'm laughing my head off still</p>
<p>One girl in my science class asked if china could see stars since there underground.</p>
<p>9th+10th Global History Teacher "I have no ambition to travel ouside the United States, all of the things I care about I can find here"</p>
<p>^That is sad. Very, very sad.</p>
<p>Oh, and a girl in my algebra 2 class junior year asked me this <em>because I'd just returned from my exchange</em>.</p>
<p>"So what language do they speak in Japan?"</p>
<p>I moved back to the US from Zurich, Switzerland last year
Conversations always start with: "So how was Sweden? and then i tell them I lived in Switzerland. Then they still ask me..."so do you speak swedish?"
it drives me nuts
but my favorite would have to be from my AP English Class a girl asked</p>
<p>"Who was the president when the Declaration of Independence was signed?" !!!!!
All I could think was WOW....I though people in AP English were smart</p>
<p>AP Euro teacher:</p>
<p>"OK, so who played an instrumental role in the unification of Western Europe?"</p>
<p>girl: "Motzart"</p>
<p>everyone: "What?!"</p>
<p>girl: "Well you said instrumental...Motzart played a lot of instruments, right?"</p>
<p>last year my history teacher was super old and was more or less deaf and blind</p>
<p>so this girl was visiting and my teacher asks her what her name was</p>
<p>visitor responds: victoria
teacher: what, mitchell?</p>