boy dilemma

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<p>
[quote]
It is a simple matter of translation...</p>

<p>Woman speak - "I have something to do tonight, maybe later"
English - You don't have a chance in hell</p>

<p>Man Speak - "I have something to do tonight, maybe later"
English - I have something to do tonight, maybe later</p>

<p>This goes along with the answer to the question: "What's wrong"</p>

<p>Woman speak - "Nothing"
English - I hate you and hope you die, everything is wrong</p>

<p>Man speak - "Nothing"
English - Nothing

[/quote]

QFT .</p>

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<p>okgirl: bubbleguts and smelly farts baby doll. unless you're into that kinky stuff...</p>

<p>whats qft?</p>

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<p>Quoted For Truth</p>

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<p>I've never seen "QFT" before, but I'm using "QFT" to mean "quite ****in trite" from now on. You heard it here first; this is where a future internet meme was born.</p>

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<p>Come on, learn how to be resourceful: Urban</a> Dictionary: qft</p>

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<p>I don't see how his comment was confusing to you... seems pretty crystal clear to me.</p>

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<p>I'd never and never have taken a girl out who i'm just interested in getting in her pants. I leave that one to alcohol.. if I ask a girl out it means i'd be interested in dating her.</p>

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<p>Do you see why we aren't confusing at all? </p>

<p>If not, see above please...</p>

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<p>the guy is so into you. I would only ask a girl out if I was REALLY interested in her. I don't waste my time on girls I don't like.</p>

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<p>He probably hates you</p>

<p>He kissed you to give you the herps' and he's going to ditch you at dinner tomorrow night. This guy is doing it for the lulz</p>

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<p>i hate when girls ask advice on relationships- knowing the answer is what they want to hear- just to get assurance of their self-esteem.</p>

<p>STOP BEING GIRLY.</p>

<p>no one cares</p>

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<p>lol, that's true
but someone is in a hell of a bad mood around here.</p>

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<p>A lot of girls can't deal with the fact that they're not special and are mere passing fancies for guys because they have little to offer aside from looks and sexuality. </p>

<p>"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"</p>

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<p>You know, I never had an opinion on Michigan State but I sort of hate it now thanks to the OP.</p>

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<p>Really? I was leaning more towards developing an umbrage for the Greek city-state. To each his own, as people are wont to say around here.</p>

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<p>Stupid girls are only fun for a while. It takes a bit more to keep somebody interested for a long time. That of course isn't true at all but it sure does sound nice.</p>

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<p>Most girls aren't good-looking enough to keep a top-notch guy around with just looks and sex. Lesser quality guys have no choice but to stay interested in their boring girlfriends (not even necessarily good-looking), because they'd be SOL if not for the girlfriend. </p>

<p>Out of all girls that take the SATs every year, there's probably more girls that get a perfect score than there are girls who can keep any guy's unfettered interest just with looks and sex (hyperbole alert). As a guy, you'd get tired of banging the same girl every day, just like you would having the same pizza every day.</p>

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<p>"Stupid girls are only fun for a while. It takes a bit more to keep somebody interested for a long time. That of course isn't true at all but it sure does sound nice."</p>

<p>Did you... did you... did you just indirectly accuse me of being an optimist?</p>

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<p>I actually would quite enjoy Gino's pepperoni pizza every day, but I think the analogy still holds because we can view Gino's pepperoni pizza as the "small percentage of girls hot enough to hold a guys interest by looks alone" and I'd have to agree, cheese pizza gets boring. </p>

<p>And a really good looking girl can keep a "top notch" (if we're talking about looks here) guy around for a while with just looks and sex, but "a while" very probably doesn't equal forever. I'm taking it to mean a few months, which is longer than our attention spans on most other things... And I'm sorry, I never meant to imply that you'd ever be an optimist, just that a nice pair of jugs can keep a guy entertained much longer than would seem logical.</p>

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<p>Whenever I say "top-notch" I mean an all-around exceptional fellow--high in intelligence, humor, confidence, and looks, among other things. It's been pretty well-documented in conventional wisdom and science that men respond a lot more to women's looks than vice versa. It follows that top-notch guys have a lot of options sexually, thus have on average shorter attention spans for women. </p>

<p>I personally think that a boring, but great-looking girl can only hold a top-notch guy's devotion for a few weeks. Two months, max. Three weeks to a month, more typical. Beyond that, he'll start straying mentally and perhaps soon physically. It'll take a very rare boring-but-radiant maiden* to hold a top-notch guy's attention for multiple months.</p>

<p>*Allusion to The Raven, holla.</p>