<p>I wish I got the termite one. 
It seems pretty good</p>
<p>This one has to be read aloud. It is the corniest joke, ever.</p>
<p>So a bear walks into mcdonalds and the cashier says, “Hey bear, what can I get you?” To which the bear responds, “I’ll have a burger…and…fries.”</p>
<p>The cashier says, “Sure, bear… but I have one question.”
“Yeah?”
“Why the pause?”
“Oh, these? I got them from my dad.”</p>
<p>(pause —> paws). Yeah, I know.</p>
<p>Oooh, math/sci, I know someone who told the “seamen” joke in SexEd seventh grade. Tsk tsk…I don’t think he was ever the same again after the teachers got through with him (hem, not that way…) :)</p>
<p>Okay. Here’s several, none of which are meant to be offensive.</p>
<p>A man owns a donkey. A Christian donkey. It goes forward when you say “thank God”, and it halts when you say “Hallelujah (sp. lol)”. One day, the man’s feeling particularly thankful, so he jumps on his donkey and cries “thank God, thank God, thank God!” The donkey shoots forward, and the man enjoys the ride until he notices that they’re approaching the edge of a steep cliff. He yells “Hallelujah!” and the donkey stops. Relieved, the man utters, “Thank God.”</p>
<p>Why are math geeks never seen frequenting the beaches?
-they get their tan from sine and cosine lol</p>
<p>A bear and a bunny each get three wishes from a genie. The lusty bear, who goes first, says “I wish that all the bears in this forest were female.”
The bunny wishes for a carrot.
The bear now says, “I wish for all the bears in this country to become female.”
The bunny wishes for a motorcycle.
The bear says, “I wish all the bears in the world were female!”
At this point the bunny wishes, “I wish Bear was gay.” and rides off.</p>
<p>Why does no one appreciate ethanol jokes?
-they’re too corny</p>
<p>Another:</p>
<p>Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, “Oh my God, I think I just lost an electron.” Atom two says, “Are you sure??” And the first atom responds, “Yeah, I’m positive.”</p>
<p>WNBA</p>
<p>lmao</p>
<p>For any fellow biology nerds out there:</p>
<p>“Why did the algae and the fungus get married? They took a lichen too each other.”</p>
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<p>Oh my god, that is on a poster in my chem class.</p>
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<p>Epic. You win 1/10 of an internet.</p>
<p>Want to hear something else that’s funny?</p>
<p>WMLS. They should call you Mario cause you just got 1’upped.</p>
<p>How do you upset Helen Keller? </p>
<p>You give her a baskeetball n’ tell her to read it!</p>
<p>How do you make Helen Keller mad?</p>
<p>You put her in a circle room and tell her to find the corner!</p>
<p>not corny, more like mean but they make me lol so watevs</p>
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<p>If repeat fell off, how is repeat left?</p>
<p>I didn’t understand so I wanted it to be repeated. I understand the confusion lol</p>