<p>Three elephants walk off a cliff. Two hit the ground and one hits the water</p>
<p>ba-dum-chhhhhhhhhh</p>
<p>If you don't get it the "ba-dum-chhhhhhhh" represents the sound made when they hit the ground/water.</p>
<p>what a **** joke lollololol</p>
<p>How do you get 10 babies into a bucket?</p>
<p>With a blender.</p>
<p>How do you get them out?</p>
<p>Tortilla chips.</p>
<p>Whats worse than your icecream cone falling on the ground?
The Holocaust
gotta love antijokes :P</p>
<p>Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says “Gee, it’s getting hot in here.”</p>
<p>The other muffin turns to him and expresses with shock: “OMG, a talking muffin!”</p>
<p>ahah oh! dead baby jokes! I know a few</p>
<p>Why do you put babies feet first into a blender?</p>
<p>So you can watch their expressions!</p>
<p>How do you paint a wall with thousand babies?</p>
<p>You throw them against the wall.</p>
<p>What is worse than hundred babies in a trashcan?</p>
<p>A single baby in hundred trashcans.</p>
<p>I think I’m missing one but I can’t think of it at the moment. Oh well!</p>
<p>I get your elephant joke, but I don’t see what’s funny about it… or is that why it’s such a terrible joke? hahaha</p>
<p>OP: The elephant joke is so stupid, it’s funny :)</p>
<p>
Lawl, I was wondering what I was missing.</p>
<p>This thread.</p>
<p>[Bah-dumm</a> chhhhh](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_(percussion)]Bah-dumm”>Sting (percussion) - Wikipedia)</p>
<p>LOL, I agree. ^ Some jokes are so bad that they’re pretty funny. :)</p>
<p>A man didn’t like his haircut but it started to grow on him.</p>
<p>What’s brown & sticky? … A stick.</p>
<p>Two peanuts were walking at night. One of them was assaulted. </p>
<p>A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.”</p>
<p>Why does a chicken say buck buck? Because it can’t say two dollars!</p>
<p>Hahaha :)</p>
<p>Two fish are swimming in a stream. One hits a wall and says, “Damn!”</p>
<p>(damn/dam)</p>
<p>^one along those lines
3 men walk into a bar, 1 ducks</p>
<p>A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks why the long face. The horse replies, “My wife is dying of cancer.”</p>
<p>^^^that was horrible lol</p>
<p>Why are black people so tall?</p>
<p>Because their knee grows!</p>
<p>Get it??</p>
<p>
And so begins the racist jokes.</p>
<p>Alright, no racist jokes or dead baby jokes</p>
<p>This topic is too brilliant and filled with greatness to let MaineLonghorn delete this</p>
<p>if it makes any difference, I’m black. And I thought it was pretty funny the first time I heard it. ‘Negro’ isnt even a slur. I’ve heard my share of cheesy ignorant black jokes. That aint it</p>
<p>I’ve had my share of cheesy Asian jokes too. Then I say the c word once and bam post is gone.</p>
<p>Fine do what you want for race jokes. But still no dead baby jokes, they take unfunny to a new level.</p>
<p>No its probably best we leave the race jokes at that. One person is bound to go across the line.</p>
<p>What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!!</p>
<p>Knock knock</p>