<p>“Everything on Wikipedia is true. You know why? Because I wrote it.” -AP Physics teacher</p>
<p>Actually, that’s not crazy but quite funny.</p>
<p>This isn’t particularly crazy, but my math teacher is always ranting about how we’re all gonna end up at community college anyways, so what’s the point in trying.</p>
<p>-.-</p>
<p>My Mass Media teacher loves to tell stories about college. She went to Virginia Tech and her husband went to VMI so she has college stuff all over. She loves to tell stories about Michael Vick because he was roommates with one of her friends. But one of the stories she loves to tell is about the time she had this really weird prof who wore a kilt with nothing underneath and on the first day of class, he had three walls worth of chalkboards full of writing. Everybody walked in and just started copying. When they got to the end, it said “I never said you have to copy it. Ask next time.” When everybody realized that, it was about the end of class and he said “Lesson one: Following directions,” and walked out.</p>
<p>^ Nice XD
My Dad has a story about when he was in college taking a 12 page test. The Directions said to read al 100 questons. He didnt and started the work. When he go into the 60’s one question said, if yoou are reading this without doing any of the work and instead are following directions, then you way sign your name here and recieve a 100!</p>
<p>Organic chem teacher -referring to a chemical- “Doesn’t this smell like the dead skin cells on a baby’s neck? Anyone ever smell that? No?”</p>
<p>bahahahahahaha</p>
<p>XDXDXD</p>
<p>“Do you guys want me to drop your lowest test scores?”</p>
<p>“Yeah!!!”</p>
<p>He drops the entire pile of tests he’s holding.</p>
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<p>^That’s my favorite one yet!</p>
<p>“Hey seniors, I know how tired and stressed-out you guys must be, with college-app deadlines and all. So let’s just take this class period to catch up on sleep and do whatever you want.” - said no teacher, ever… </3</p>
<p>That’s pretty funny, timetobegin. :)</p>
<p><em>raises hand</em> -gets called on- “Ms ___, so what’s the squ–” -teacher interjects and shushs me- </p>
<p>Also one teacher said
“Your opinion is wrong!”</p>
<p>“Wow look at that hickey!” Said my old English teacher to one of the students in my class… The best day ever.</p>
<p>Did you guys all snort some cocaine in the bathroom before that test?! ~my ap physics teacher after he graded our test</p>
<p>I don’t know if that implies you all failed, tennis625, or if you all passed. :P</p>
<p>My math teacher tells us to ‘Watch out for square roots!’ every time we enter the ‘Radical Forest!’</p>
<p>My English teacher called on Student 1 instead of Student 2 for this competition/game thing we were doing in class. Student 1 actually his cousin, so Student 2 was all like, “THIS IS NEPITISM!”
So he goes, “Nah, I just don’t like you.”</p>
<p>This isn’t crazy, but it’s a funny knock-knock joke my lovable social studies teacher says all the time:</p>
<p>Wave your arm around above your head in a circular motion. Knock-knock!</p>
<p>Who’s there?</p>
<p>Ya.</p>
<p>Ya who?</p>
<p>YAHOOOOO!!!</p>
<p>My freshman english teacher would say plenty of crazy stuff. He would walk up to the front of the class and suddenly pull out scissors from his jacket sleeve and throw them at a cardboard box. He also talked about how he was a master in Akido and one time he got a student in an arm lock and walked him around haha. He thought he was playing psych tricks on us a lot of the time. Most of the class we just talked though.</p>
<p>My freshman year, my Earth and Environmental science teacher said “I’ve given you the evil eye THREE times and you’re still talking. Shut. Up!”</p>
<p>My Trig teacher told someone, “I HOPE YOU FAIL THE SAT,” just because he threw a paper ball across the room while she was discussing the SAT. I think I was the only one who realized that THERE’S NO FAILING SCORE ON THE SAT.</p>
<p>Another one:</p>
<p>It was April 19th. I was in Holocaust class. Of course, kids were discussing 4/20 being the next day, and one kid said, “Dudhrhrrhh, woww, I just learned that Hitler’s birthday is on 4/20!”
My teacher seized this opportunity to say, “Heheh… Should I make Swasticker cupcakes for his birthday tomorrow?” (He pronounces Swastika like Swasticker). </p>
<p>We never got those cupcakes.</p>