<p>^ I’m sorry but posting on internet message boards is just too important to be multi-tasked with. </p>
<p>Talking to a girl and possibly having sex with her? Pshht, that’s for losers who don’t have better things to do, like posting on college confidential.</p>
<p>Yeah going out with a girl would drastically cut into my porn watching time. Why take the chance of going out with a girl and possibly “seeing her boobies and the rest” (I Just Had Sex) when the girls online always take their clothes off.</p>
<p>I supposed you can always join IMVU and really get the best of both worlds.
My girl XxHotFlashesxX totally knows how to type my blood pressure up.</p>
<p>Talking to a girl and possibly having sex with her and possibly falling in love and possibly dating for several years and possibly marrying and possibly divorcing leaving you with almost nothing? Sounds awesome!</p>
<p>It’s kind of funny to look back on these posts as my relationship progresses.
I actually still am dealing with lunch date guy; he asked me to be his girlfriend (!!!). We went FBO (very college, I know); I dumped Guy 2 and stopped texting the other one. I have no clue how long this will last, if it will last, or why I’m doing most of what I am doing (we’re both young and stupid, yaddayadda). But what the hell…this is life experience, right?</p>