Fat

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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Real or not, I have yet to meet a sentient being capable of overcoming the immense and intense amazingness of myself. I doubt a being that comes from the filthy state of New Jersey would be able to match the coolness of someone like me, especially considering the alumnus of Jersey include the Situation and Snooki, among others. I’m sorry ( not at all ), but you’re lucky if I would even meet with you irl for a period longer than 240 seconds before sending you off with your head down in shame.</p>

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You sound like a bad imitation of me.

Ah, the cliched attack on NJ. May I remind you that both the Situation and Snooki are alumni of New York. Furthermore, I counter those two detested NY residents with Frank Sinatra and Bruce Springsteen.

This seems to be a rare situation in which my reputation does not proceed me. Ignorance is bliss.</p>

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<p>Starving myself and running regularly has worked fine for me.</p>

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<p>This is also a rare situation where you are using the wrong word. “Proceed?”</p>

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<p>^Precede. </p>

<p>Er, “You’re not so hot yourself.”?</p>

<p>Or, not to be insensitive, but you might want to run with this and become healthier. Rub it in their snotty little faces later, yeah?</p>

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<p>^ Yeah, typo.</p>

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<p>^ Typos are for mortals.</p>

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<p>A typo is a slip of the finger, but inappropriate word choice is not. Facades of great entitlement are becoming far too ubiquitous, and increasingly annoying. -_-</p>

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You’re assuming that they are indeed different people…</p>

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<p>I smell beef. ^^^^</p>

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<p>If someone calls you fat, you are most likely fat</p>

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<p>I actually could use some fat. The doctor told me that I should gain at least 5 kgs :confused: But it’s hard for me to gain weight and I can’t eat too much food unless if I’m REALLY hungry…otherwise I just get kinda overwhelmed by the food.</p>

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Well imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.</p>

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<p>You weren’t the first, nor was anyone else necessarily imitating you. Don’t flatter yourself.</p>

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<p>Nick017 ftw!!</p>

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<p>you have to do a lot of cardio to burn off fat and then resistance training to add a bit of muscle to your frame not only to get toned but to increase your endurance and strength. you don’t have to necessarily drink 8 glasses of water if you eat a lot of fruit and the best thing to do is not be sedentary. </p>

<p>i haven’t really been faithful in following my own advice though. LOL. i’ve been lazy and it’s been an emotionally crazy summer. the only area that i don’t like about my body is my stomach. it’s noticeable if i don’t suck it in (like it looks like i’m kind of pregnant) but i can suck in that stomach like no other where i’ve had people tell me i have a tiny waist. ahahaha and i had to reveal to my friend that i just suck it in. so i probably have really good muscles underneath all of this fat! which is why doing sit-ups and crunches just won’t work alone for people because you need to get rid of the fat too. </p>

<p>and yeah, my mom and my dad (MY DAD!) tell me i should watch my weight. i’m pearshaped. i’m a small-medium shirt sized and 5-7 jeans size. i think i’m normal besides the stomach. it’s just this thing in pakistani culture about girls not having much of asses or boobs. though any pakistanis can counteract that statement. trust me, i don’t want that to be the truth. aha.</p>

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<p>^ I think everyone real sucks in their stomach. Or maybe it’s just me :&lt;/p>

<p>My mom said I was looking thinner yesterday and it made me inordinately happy. I have to stop caring about how I look. (Pshhh.)</p>

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Actually, lifting weights and then doing cardio is more effective in terms of fat loss.</p>

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<p>Wait, so was your mom complimenting your boobs?</p>

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<p>^Is this an obscure ‘Your mom’ joke?</p>