how do i get this girl to like me

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<p>Help me Collegeconfidential,</p>

<p>There's this girl I really like. I just about mustered up the courage to look through her garbage to get to know her, but don't know what to do now. I see her every 3rd block. How do I get her to like me, and what will I do to get girls in college?</p>

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<p>What are boobs?</p>

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<p>did you really go thru her garbage?</p>

<p>I would personally hate you for doing that, its an invasion of privacy, if not illegal.</p>

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<p>Yeah dude, I also used google maps to find the directions to her house so I can put signs along the way asking to see her.</p>

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<p>1) Take pictures of the prettiest things in her garbage and make a collage of them
2) Write a poem about how beautiful they are
3) Sign it. put it in envelope on her doorstep. problem solved.</p>

<p>oh, and don’t forget to put your cell phone number.</p>

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<p>hahaha you are kidding right?</p>

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<p>Invite her to a game of World of Warcraft.</p>

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<p>or send her a cheese wheel</p>

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<p>somewhere in the poem
say
“You are my Jesus.”</p>

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<p>two words </p>

<p>stockholm syndrome</p>

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<p>^ only good joke in this thread thus far</p>

<p>rofl</p>

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<p>just flirt with her… I don’t know what the hell kind of advice the guys above me are giving, but ignore them.</p>

<p>Play with her a little and don’t make it seem like you’re interested in her, avoid the friendzone as well. Umm and don’t touch her, one of my personal tactics of getting close to a girl is asking her if she likes my cologne, she has to be really close to smell it. Also you could ask her out too later on. Hope that helps. And wear some flyyy clothes, I can’t stress it enough! I used to wear wateva in the beggining of this school year but now I wear like the flyist clothing in school and get so much attention.</p>

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<p>The most important thing is to build up a strong physical bond. Rub her behind the ears and play fetch with her. Make sure to give her a treat when she does something well, pepperonis work well in a pinch, and don’t hit her too hard with the rolled up newspaper when she pees inside.</p>

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<p>This is what you do:</p>

<ol>
<li> Cut a hole in a box.</li>
<li> Put your junk in that box.</li>
<li> Let her open the box.</li>
</ol>

<p>Works every time.</p>

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<p>lol at the last two ^^</p>

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<p>Euler, you must have watched that MadTV episode! (Or was it SNL?) That was freaking hilarious…that song made me laugh so hard I nearly peed lol</p>

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<p>Lakrosse? IS that you?</p>

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<p>I think this person is clearly joking, perhaps making fun of Lakrosse. Is this really necessary?</p>

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<p>she’d probably like you more if she doesn’t know you…</p>

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<p>It was SNL, masterful music video.</p>