<p>This could be fun(ny).<br>
I've seen two good ones so far:</p>
<p>How many Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to knock the ladder out from under him.</p>
<p>How many Texas A&M students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to yell about it, and one to make it a tradition. </p>
<p>Have fun. :D</p>
<p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<ol>
<li>1 to change a lightbulb and 500 to major in lightbulb changing.</li>
</ol>
<p>How many Wharton kids does it take to change the lightbulb?</p>
<p>Two. One to change the bulb and the other to take over the Huntsman Study room while his roommate is changing the bulb.</p>
<p>How many Harvard Law Students does it take to change the lightbulb?</p>
<ol>
<li>Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. </li>
</ol>
<p>I made up the first two, got the third one off the internet.</p>
<p>How many Bob Jones University students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>Two. One to change the lightbulb, one to yell about how the Catholic Church is responsible for the lightbulb burning out.</p>
<p>How many University of Toronto students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>10,000. One to change the lightbulb, 9,999 to blame "Israeli apartheid" for the lightbulb burning out.</p>
<p>How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>None. They invented a robot that changes lightbulbs.</p>
<p>How many Lehigh students does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>Two. One to change the bulb and the other to throw the old bulb at at Lafayette student.</p>
<p>Ivy league lightbulb jokes</p>
<ol>
<li>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?</li>
</ol>
<p>Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.</p>
<ol>
<li>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? </li>
</ol>
<p>Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.</p>
<ol>
<li>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?</li>
</ol>
<p>None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.</p>
<ol>
<li>How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? </li>
</ol>
<p>Two---One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure and jump into a gorge.</p>
<ol>
<li>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?</li>
</ol>
<p>Only one, but he gets six credits for it.</p>
<ol>
<li>How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?</li>
</ol>
<p>Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a
counter-protest. </p>
<ol>
<li>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?</li>
</ol>
<p>None---New Haven looks better in the dark.</p>
<ol>
<li>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?</li>
</ol>
<p>One---he holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.</p>
<p>I like the last one.</p>
<p>Extension to the last one: He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him. Until he gets slapped with a rejection letter from Goldman Sachs.</p>
<p>JACKPOT! I just found a website FULL of them.</p>
<p>How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven - one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.</p>
<p>How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole frat - but only one is sober enough to get the lightbulb out of the socket.</p>
<p>How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four - one to change the lightbulb and two to check his math homework.</p>
<p>How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven - one to change the lightbulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside-down this time.</p>
<p>How many Williams students does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do.</p>
<p>How many UMichigan students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three - one to change it and the other two to discuss how they did it every bit as good as an Ivy Leaguer.
(heeeeeyyy!)</p>
<p>How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, dude.</p>
<p>How many Barnard students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.</p>
<p>How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.</p>
<p>How many Swarthmore students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eight--It's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's just that they're all violently twitching from too much stress.</p>
<p>How many Smith students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--all you need is one hot woman and you'll never have a heterosexual lightbulb again.</p>
<p>lmao I like the Oberlin and UMich ones.</p>
<p>lol, I liked UMich.</p>
<p>"JACKPOT! I just found a website FULL of them."</p>
<p>whats the website</p>
<p>bump, i wanna know too</p>
<p><em>sigh</em></p>
<p>How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four -- one to actually change bulbs, one to report its progress before a Congressional committee, and two to throw the old bulb at American (or GWU, whatever you prefer).</p>
<p>How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One thousand and one. One to change the bulb, a thousand to break into the fight song while he/she's doing it.</p>
<p>bump.......</p>
<p>lol I just read these again and the Oberlin one still makes me lol.</p>
<p>WELLESLEY COLLEGE:
How many Wellesley students does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole student body--girls can't to anything right. </p>
<p>WESLEYAN UNVERSITY:
How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a light bulb?
Wesleyan's boycotting GE--you know, military-industrial complex and all that. </p>
<p>BATES COLLEGE:
How many Bates students does it take to change a light bulb?
27--A committee of 12 well-represented, diverse segments of the campus to study the question of whether we should, in fact, change the bulb, and a task force of 15 to analyze the appropriate implementation strategies for changing it. </p>
<p>COLBY COLLEGE:
How many Colby students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two--one to check the retail price of a bulb in Waterville, the other to drive to Freeport to get a better deal. </p>
<p>ALLEGHENY
How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is. </p>
<p>KENYON
How many Kenyon students does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, I couldn't find the campus. </p>
<p>TUFTS
How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as an Ivy League student. </p>
<p>SARAH LAWRENCE
How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it. </p>
<p>MT HOLYOKE
How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--she calls a Smithie to do it. </p>
<p>AMHERST
How many Amherst students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thirteen--One to change the bulb and an a capella group to immortalize the event in song. </p>
<p>CONNECTICUT COLLEGE
How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out. </p>
<p>BUCKNELL
How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light bulb. </p>
<p>BOWDOIN
How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw it in. </p>
<p>REED
How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks.</p>
<p>LAFAYETTE
How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins.</p>
<p>hahaha Reed and Lafayette.</p>
<p>USC
How many USC students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two--one to complain about having to do it and the other to pay the maid to do it.</p>
<p>UCSD
How many UCSD students does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight--one to change it and seven to haul the surfboards, rollerblades and bicycles out of the way to get to it.</p>
<p>LMU
How many Loyola Marymount University students does it take to change a
light bulb?
One--as long as she prays hard enough.</p>
<p>OCCIDENTAL
How many Occidental College students does it take to change a light bulb?
None--the 90210 tech crew are very touchy about their set</p>
<p>NOTRE DAME
How many Notre Dame students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well. . .
One to distract the rector,
one to make a bulb run,
one to change the bulb,
one to light a candle for it at the Grotto,
three to discuss the unparalleled lightbulb-changing tradition at ND,
seventy to sing the fight song,
and eight thousand to check ND's ranking in the lightbulb-changing polls.</p>
<p>MICHIGAN STATE
How many Michigan State students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.</p>
<p>UMIAMI
How many Miami students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. Two to get their pro sports agents to do it, two more to bail the other
two out of jail first.</p>
<p>ARIZONA STATE
How many Arizona State students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Forget it, amigo. We use solar power.</p>
<p>UNIVERSITY OF VIRGNIA
Thirteen–Ten to form student committee to vote on whether changing light bulbs is a violation of the Honor Code, one to change the bulb, one to hold the keg the he’s standing on, and another to attribute electricity to Mr.Jefferson. </p>
<p>Santa Clara University:
One–but you would never know about it because only Cal and Stanford gets press for changing their lightbulbs </p>
<p>WVU
West Virginia University: Light bulb? Whats a light bulb….? We don’t have those in West Virginia. We use coal oil lamps.</p>
<p>(can you tell i enjoy these??)</p>
<p>How many_________students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<p>University of Chicago
None: they'll just all read in the dark until exams are over</p>
<p>UNC
Two: one to screw it in and one to take the old bulb and save it for throwing during the next UNC-Duke game.</p>
<p>John Hopkins:
No one changes it. The less competition the better.</p>
<p>UC Santa Barbara:
Two, one to change the bulb and the other to check it for STDs</p>
<p>Caltech:
Five, one student to change the bulb and four students to dip the old bulb into liquid nitrogen, then drop it off the library roof.</p>
<p>Michigan
Ten: one to change the bulb and nine to act as the Supreme Court to affirm the action.</p>
<p>Wisconsin
Two: one to change the bulb and the other to get the Cheesehead hats.</p>
<p>Duke
Two: one to change the bulb and the other to yell GO BLUE DEVILS!</p>
<p>Emory
Two: one to change the bulb -- but while listening on his hands-free cell phone, his mother gives him proper encouragement by telling him what a perfect job he is doing in order to reinforce his self-esteem.</p>
<p>Rice
Two: one to change the bulb and the other to insist that Rice is really a southern Ivy.</p>
<p>Berkeley
2001: one to demand his right not to change the bulb and two thousand to stage the strike in support of him.</p>
<p>Notre Dame
25,000: one to change the bulb and the others to cheer him on from the stands.</p>
<p>University of Chicago
Two: One to change the light bulb, and one to win a Nobel Prize for it.</p>
<p>Davidson
None: lightbulb changing is free at Davidson.</p>
<p>Ohio State undergrads
None: that's a grad course</p>
<p>Auburn
One hundred: one to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than Bama, and 50 who realize it's all a lie.</p>
<p>Tulane
They did manage to find ONE sober guy on campus.</p>
<p>NYU premeds
Three: one to screw in the bulb and two to knock down the ladder.</p>
<p>Colorado
Twenty-one: one to hold the bulb steady while twenty football players turn the house.</p>
<p>Purdue
Two: one to change the bulb and the other to boast he's proud of being a Hoosier and that it has nothing to do with chickens.</p>
<p>Oklahoma
One: but when he's finished he thinks he's earned his degree in electrical engineering.</p>
<p>WUSTL
None: since they won't get their hands dirty - and besides, you could break a nail.</p>
<p>Colby
None: they prefer to be left in the dark about everything -- except when the Northern Lights appear.</p>
<p>Trinity College
No one cares enough to change it.</p>
<p>Bates
None: they dont' know what's burned out? Themselves or the light bulb?</p>
<p>Colgate
Two: one to change the bulb and the other to hope that it's not another toothpaste joke.</p>
<p>Pepperdine
Later, dude. Surf's up.</p>
<p>Bryn Mawr
One: to call the electrician but it had better be a woman doing a man's job.</p>
<p>U. Miami
What's a light bulb?</p>