<p>OMG that was the best part of the movie. He was like *** does that mean? LMAO.</p>
<p>"this is a funny thread. it's not hard. Most guys here are smart enough to have a reasonable conversation and probably not too bad looking. It's just like the 40 year old virgin. Several of you are putting the pussy on a pedestal. You're making the pussy out to be some sort of Greek goddess named Pussalia."</p>
<p>good, long lol</p>
<p>How about "HOW to ask boyz out in college???"</p>
<p>just grab their crotch, say "F me", and you'll be in bed in 5 seconds. that's how guys work</p>
<p>How about "HOW to ask boyz out in college???" </p>
<p>-endquote</p>
<p>9 times out of 10, if a decent looking girl asks a guy out...the answer will be a yes.</p>
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<p>Depends on the guy and the circumstances.</p>
<p>lol...I wouldn't TOUCH a girl like that lol. That's just asking for syphilis!</p>
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<p>Very politically... incorrect, but still so funny!</p>
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That's just asking for syphilis!
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<p>Aww...is a touch of the syph really that big a price to pay for some fun? Lol. Besides, the quandary wasn't how to get a guy into bed, but how to get a guy on a date. Huge diff.</p>
<p>I could use a little help. I tend to have college classes where the teacher lectures and there is no time to socialize. In these instances I tend to just walk up to the girl I like and say... </p>
<p>"Hi my name is so and so." "What about (insert something from class)." "I know this is out of the blue but, I would like to ask you out." </p>
<p>Of course I wait for replies between each statement. Right now I am batting a zero. Any tips on if this is a good technique or on how I should refine it?</p>
<p>Well that could get awkward:</p>
<p>"Hi my name is Corp."
"Hi Corp"
"What about hypoglycemia?"
"What about hypoglycemia???"
"I know this is out of the blue but, I would like to ask you out."
"So that I get hypoglycemia?"</p>
<p>;)</p>
<p>^ Wow that's just horrible, lol.</p>
<p>lol this thread is hilarious, i was looking on this website about college issues since I'm a senior in hs right now. and i end up seeing a thread so im like wth lets post haha
since im here and everyone loves giving advice. id thought i seek out some advice since i cant figure out wat to do with my situation</p>
<p>situation: what would u do if a girl u spent the whole summer with came to visit her cousins and im friends with the cousins. We hanged out almost everyday, when summer was over we would only talk when we were online, cuz i never thought about getting her phone number.
so then now its prob been 3 years and we still talk online, the conversation is most of the time interesting and funny. recently she told me she had a crush on me that summer and its one of those faraway crushes
i dunt know y but i completed avoided that fact and i continuued talking to her pretending that never happened.
{o and i forgot to say she lives in pennsylvania and im in new jersey, we're probably about 1-2 hours away}
I dunt know why, but somehting about her attracts me to her and since prom is aroudn the corner i thought it would be a great opportunity to ask her to go with me. For some reason id really like her to go with me, some of my other firneds/girls, i dunno i just dunt see it
I'm a shy guy as well just like some of the other peopl ein the other posts in this thread
what do u think i should do in this long distance sort of thing, im not expecting her to become4 my gf just like that, but i keep thinking if i ask her, im afraid shell say know since (ya know in an azn family esp. chinese the parents are rather overly protective and of course like it seems most azn grls spend most of ther time studying anyway) blahh i dunno what to do, this has been bothering me but it got worse when i was told by my friends "so who u takeing to the prom" and im like standing ther, trying to think of something to say . lol
plz help me ahhhh thx</p>
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That's very confusing lol. You're right about people loving to give advice, though. :p</p>
<p>Why can't you just ask her? :confused: Going to prom with someone you know well and can have fun with is a lot better than asking a random person from school. Just because you ask someone to prom doesn't mean you want a long-term relationship, so don't worry about the repercussions.</p>
<p>lol ur right, im just a chicken haha but ima try and push it, i feel it this year im gonna beat my shyness to a pulp! haha thx</p>
<p>The basic idea is to just stop giving a **** about what other people think.</p>
<p>ask her to prom!!! u really should, it sounds like u would have a lot of fun</p>
<p>Ask her out in a really creepy tone.</p>
<p>lol u really think so spongebob? hmm creepy tone huh ab haha</p>
<p>yes</p>
<p>ask her to prom</p>
<p>im a girl and the fact is that most girls are absolutely terrified of going with a bad date to prom and everything because basically girls dont have a choice as far as prom dates go, if an ugly guy who is a good friend asks to go with you then you feel obligated to say yes and the changes of a gorgeous guy asking you are slim because all of the girls instantly go after those guys to ask them so the girls who arent aggressive gets stuck with all of the leftovers basically and dont want to say no to someone that they dont really want to go with because they are afraid that they wont get asked by anyone else</p>
<p>so my point is that i think this chick would really wanna go wit you because she did like you at one time and thought at one time that you were cute enough to have a crush on so im sure she would love to have you as a date to prom</p>
<p>suck it up and ask her, worse that can happen is that she'll say no but at least u'll get the experience of asking a girl out and it wont be as hard when u ask another girl out! good luck!</p>