<p>Spanks..you don't find girls hot? I look REALLY sexy with the lights off.</p>
<p>I've got the video camera, let's get this show on the road already.</p>
<p>snakes on a plane</p>
<p>spanks likes it s&m style...me too baby.</p>
<p>you're quite the character</p>
<p>I'll bring the popcorn</p>
<p>extra butter</p>
<p>dubya tee eff</p>
<p>actually, I prefer kettle korn... tastes soo much betta</p>
<p>Whatever sets the mood..</p>
<p>you know what sets my mood? spanks.</p>
<p>So being an exchange student, works for girls?
Why?</p>
<p>They go crazy for the accent. They think it's "exotic."</p>
<p>I'll take whatever I can get.</p>
<p>that sounds dumb desperate...</p>
<p>okay master..whatever you say.</p>
<p>Ah, they have the romantic image of the "sophisticated" European with an accent, like in the movies.
Suites me well, then I won't have to pay their Starbucks cofee :)</p>
<p>It's because of the accent. Me saying "hi" in French turned on a lot of girls. Unfortunately, most of them were 15yo freshmen. That was the catch.</p>
<p>if i wasnt invited to the orgy, i swear</p>
<p>you're invited duke</p>