Ladies! Want a man's advice on picking a dress?

<p>Now I'm a straight, yet not really manly, man. I like to think about a lot of things while taking showers, and today's subject was what dresses I think women should wear. Here's my advice:
-If you have brown hair and dark eyes, wear a black or aqua green dress!
-If you're a brunette with green eyes, get a green dress that matches the shade of the eyes! ex: emerald green eyes=emerald green dress. DON'T GET A DRESS TO MATCH HAZEL EYES THOUGH!!!
-If you're a blonde with blue eyes, wear a light colored (like yellow) dress.
-If you're a blonde with green or dark eyes, wear a pleated, black dress.
-If you're a redhead, wear red!!! Like a red satin dress or something.
-If you have a dark complexion (like Latina and darker) then wear red or light green dress, not black!
-If you have a really pale complexion and dark hair, avoid black dresses!
-Don't have pleats unless they are modest in size!
-Don't have any poofyness or frills! </p>

<p>I may add more advice as I think of it.</p>

<p>Thanks for the fashion tips; this is probably the randomest post ever...</p>

<p>**the only advice girls need to know.</p>

<p>the shorter the better.</p>

<p>unless you're fat. and you KNOW if you're
fat. In that case, at least reach the knees.</p>

<p>Preach the truth.</p>

<p>Just my .02**</p>

<p>**the only advice girls need to know.</p>

<p>the shorter the better.</p>

<p>unless you're fat. and you KNOW if you're
fat. In that case, at least reach the knees.</p>

<p>Preach the truth.</p>

<p>Just my .02**</p>

<p>I think it's best if it covers the knees, no matter what type of body you have. And all of my advice is for formal dresses, not ones for casual wear.</p>

<p>HAHAHA, gigg you are a funny man. Are you straight?</p>

<p>Yup I am lol</p>

<p>Straight up Mama's Boy.... College is gonna ROCK your world </p>

<p>is giggitus maximum going to be in the next tranformers movie?</p>

<p>and do all not-so-manly but straight guys think about this during showers? </p>

<p>Hey why don't you share some of your other topics you were thinking other times</p>

<p>seems rather intriguing</p>

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Hey why don't you share some of your other topics you were thinking other times</p>

<p>seems rather intriguing

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i second this</p>

<p>"-If you're a blonde with blue eyes, wear a light colored (like yellow) dress."</p>

<p>nah. most blonde haired blue eyed girls are hella pale, and a yellow dress will wash them right out. they should wear jewel tones.</p>

<p>Naw jewel tones are too dark, which will make them look even more pale. I bet I sound really shallow lol</p>

<p>false, black bear. a nice emerald looks badass on a blue-eyed blonde. yellow on a blonde girl is like staring at a beige wall. totally uninteresting, visually. not to mention unflattering.</p>

<p>Emerald should only be worn though if it matches the eyes</p>

<p>i think you already admitted you were a straight dude, so take it from a female that that is just not true.</p>

<p>edit: that the thing about emerald matching the eyes is not true. i didn't mean to vaguely question your sexuality.</p>

<p>I'm a straight-but-not-super-macho man, and I spend most of my showers thinking about how much conditioner I have left (not much) and how bad my cowlick will show if I run out.</p>

<p>Anyway, redheads should not wear red. We are typically a pale, freckled people, and having red all over is jarring. I prefer blues and greens, and I personally think redheads look better in blue--particularly if it matches their eyes.</p>

<p>Straight dudes can have fashion sense too lol. Besides, I just made this thread and provided my unique perspective to help out women who are trying to seduce/hook up with the man of their choice.</p>

<p>I like the red dress because it gives the woman a whole firey look. I can see a dark blue dress looking good on a redhead , but I think that the green should be left with dark hair or dark complexion.</p>

<p>What color should Asians wear?</p>

<p>Asians too have variety of skin tones. </p>

<p>Coming from a girl who shares an intense passion in fashion - coordinating outfits isn't as easily categorized like this one, boys.</p>

<p>If you're an asian with a really pale complexion and black hair, then never wear black because it will just make you look even more pale. Try out a ruby or sapphire dress. If you have a darker complexion, like a Philippino, then I advise a turquoise or aqua green dress (trust me ladies, this looks REALLY good with dark hair+darkish complexion). If you're Indian with a dark complexion, then I suggest a dark colored dress such as dark cherry red.
I feel like such a loser; I'm talking about dress colors at 12:40 am lol. BTW, I looooove your name starbucks08:)</p>