<p>Let’s take a sex ed class together</p>
<p>Haha, that’s nice ^ & ^^ :)</p>
<p>not really pick up lines but I got these from boburnham’s song New Math</p>
<p>having sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,</p>
<p>having sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,</p>
<p>having sex is like math homework, i do it best when i’m alone in my bed.</p>
<p>squaring numbers are just like women, if they’re under thirteen just do them in your head</p>
<p>But what if i’ve memorized every square up through 21? :(</p>
<p>13? You must be dirty and/or have poor math skills. Please, 16 is far more appropriate. (and in line with age of consent laws) ;)</p>
<p>*ninja’d</p>
<p>1,4,9,16,25,36,49,64,81,100,121,144,169,196,225,256,289,324,361,400,441,484,529,576,625,676,729, oh god no, I hope I made a mistake…</p>
<p>I hope you did, too. :)</p>
<p>easy to know when you made a mistake, since it increases by consecutive odd numbers.</p>
<p>Lol I remember someone doing this one before:</p>
<p>“Hey girl, touch my shirt”</p>
<p><em>Girl touches shirt</em></p>
<p>“Does that feel like boyfriend material?”</p>
<p>^ ■■■■■.
And I think they were talking about RNA Polymerase. (The enzymes that break up the nucleotides so they can create mRNA?)</p>
<p>I like the Harry Potter ones. There’s a fb group about it.
My favourite one is my love for you burns like a dying phoenix. </p>
<p>Come on. Who would not fall for that? It’s soo cute : )</p>
<p>“I wish you were a word problem because then I could stay up and do you on my desk all night.”</p>
<p>Inappropriate, but funny.</p>
<p>Let’s make our cross product zero</p>
<p>Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Let’s electroplate our metals</p>
<p>lolololololololololol I will use all of these! =D =D =D</p>
<p>Maple, please don’t.</p>
<p>Let’s take a sex ed class together ;]</p>
<p>ahaha 
I love these, so cute.</p>
<p>rofl to most of them.</p>
<p>most ?</p>
<p>I’m going to be honest: “Do you want to engineer a baby” is the pick up line I am going to use to charm the ladies</p>