OMG guys, I need your help...College sucks!

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<p>So I moved into college last week, and its been okay. I met this really sweet girl on my floor, she's pretty cute. Im normally rly shy, but I felt like I could rly talk to her. </p>

<p>Anyway, one day I was playing World of Warcraft and my buddy ed tells me there is going to be a big dorm party in his room. I decided to go, since I didnt have any homework and I wanted to go out and get crazy. So I get to his room, and we start drinking (I've never been drunk before). Then, get this guys, the girl on my floor shows up. I was like OMG NO WAY!!! By that point I was pretty drunk and we were talking. I asked her if she like playing world of warcraft, and she didnt really seem interested....</p>

<p>Well I was feeling pretty tipsy, and I accidently tried to kiss her!!! She slapped me and call me a freak and everyone laughed at me. I was soo hurt...I've never been so heartbroken!! What do I do!??!</p>

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<p>Mistake 1:</p>

<p>Never talk to girls about World of Warcraft.</p>

<p>No, really. I mean never.</p>

<p>(Disclaimer- if they seem like they might play, or if they mention it first)</p>

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<p>Is this a joke?</p>

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<p>hahaha...don't talk to girls about freaking world of warcraft next time...</p>

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<p>this can't be real....</p>

<ol>
<li>never play world of warcraft</li>
<li>never...play world of warcraft.</li>
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hahaha...don't talk to girls about freaking world of warcraft next time...

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this can't be real....</p>

<ol>
<li>never play world of warcraft</li>
<li>never...play world of warcraft.

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</li>
</ol>

<p>I thought this was common sense?</p>

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<p>haha that's what I thought but...</p>

<p>"I asked her if she like playing world of warcraft" </p>

<p>rofllll</p>

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<p>This is the worst story ever.</p>

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<p>
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  1. never play world of warcraft
  2. never...play world of warcraft.

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This. Just reread this over and over.</p>

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<p>What's wrong with World of Warcraft? I play it all the time. I'm max level. I don't usually make it the subject of conversation, but I mention it to fellow gamers.</p>

<p>Then again, I'm hardly the stereotypical WoW player (black male from inner-city, sociable, athletic, etc.,)</p>

<p>I'm also not an addict. (I can quit whenever I feel like it, I swear!)</p>

<p>You probably shouldn't have mentioned WoW, but that's not where you completely screwed up. Trying to kiss a girl, regardless of what your conversation is about, within the first few moments of meeting her is going to get you slapped and labeled a freak or worse.</p>

<p>Man up, laugh it off and move on. Joke about it to downplay the ordeal when mentioned. And most importantly, don't worry. People forget these things quickly -- freshman year is too full with exciting new experiences to think about a drunk geek's silly advances.</p>

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<p>ummm ummmmm ummmmmmmm is this for real? are you for realz? are you f'in kidding me? </p>

<p>let me get this straight, the convo went something like this</p>

<p>you, "hi, my name is guywho'sneverbeendrunkbefore and i want to bone you. I like world of warcraft, do you? would you like to have my babies?"</p>

<p>prospective broodmare, "umm, eww"</p>

<p>gotcha...</p>

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<p>I don't know if the OP is joking or not, but it is that time again...when all these weird threads come up on CC in the College Life board.</p>

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<p>next time ask her if she likes playing "Barbie: Gotta Have Games" on playstation. i think that will do it.</p>

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<p>fake</p>

<p>in any case, don't talk to women</p>

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<p>Next time make sure she gets drunk before you do. That's the secret.</p>

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<p>how do people know this is fake lol?</p>

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<p>That was the most hilarious story I have every heard! Made me laugh out loud.</p>

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ummm ummmmm ummmmmmmm is this for real? are you for realz? are you f'in kidding me? </p>

<p>let me get this straight, the convo went something like this</p>

<p>you, "hi, my name is guywho'sneverbeendrunkbefore and i want to bone you. I like world of warcraft, do you? would you like to have my babies?"</p>

<p>prospective broodmare, "umm, eww"</p>

<p>gotcha...

[/QUOTE]

priceless...</p>

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<p>its a joke people.</p>

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<p>You, my friend, just C-Blocked yourself in the most horrible way possible:WoW... has to be one of the biggest turn offs in the world.</p>

<p>Sad, but if this is true, you really should slap yourself.</p>

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<p>Its college, your gonna get rejected and your gonna get accepted by chicks too, live it up and just shake it off.</p>