<p>Oh, dear. I'm hoping that bold-lettered, all-caps warning to send the form in immediately didn't actually... mean... anything. </p>
<p>I got the letter, Georgia female, 5 5's of the 8. </p>
<p>Stats, Bio, Calc, Chem, and Mechanics. Why is it so easy to get? And why wouldn't there be a female winner from every state? Did they just not get anyone to send in the forms? Were there too many people tied? I mean, surely some girl in Louisiana made a five on one of these exams last year?</p>
<p>And how do you know the record for your state? Clever googling? Why would the information be available in a state where AP exams are obviously valued so little? </p>
<p>Physics C being EASY? Okay, I admit I was shocked (dully, very dully, as I come to expect these things, and, yes, the pomposity's a put-on) that I made a 5--I had absolutely no idea what I was doing and didn't even finish before time was called--but I took a year of classes (and skipped or drew through them, didn't do any of the homework, and had no tests, quizzes, or other grades after March, but you'd think the occasional panicked book-flipping and last-minute review would've at least finally taught me Newton's laws), and... yeah. I'm self-studying E&M this year and am completely lost and not going anywhere. It's so much easier to stare off into space. </p>
<p>How in the world can you learn both classes in a year? If you have a good teacher, yeah, but... It's been hard for me to comprehend a good teacher ever since I realized I'd fail out of the local magnet program and preempted the eventuality by quitting. </p>
<p>The whole notifying you in two days (not to mention apparently only sending forms to those who'll be winners?) gives it the air of a scam, although I guess it's real... but why on earth do they wait to announce them officially? And you can't possibly have WON-won the award when there's a clause saying you still have to be in high school in spring when they announce the winners, so what are they playing at? Why don't they tell you when they send out the form whether you're definitely gonna get it based on your scores if you don't fail one of the situational criteria--or tell you that you're a runner up?</p>