<p>anyway, i decided to round up my diva friends and sing I Will Survive</p>
<p>I became a major pimp in the LA area.</p>
<p>but decided to take business to the streets of Bronx</p>
<p>There; I was greeted by hoes.</p>
<p>the hoes tried to give me pizza, but i said "I ONLY EAT BROOKLYN PIZZA, DAMMIT!!!!!" and so they cried</p>
<p>but then i realized that they were offering me chicago deep dish pizza from Connies!!!!! So I made an excpetion and ate all the pizza</p>
<p>and got addicted, and soon ended up weighing 300lbs</p>
<p>After that I decided to become a transgender so I could be a slut instead of a pimp.</p>
<p>And I can now be found doing the rounds on various porn sites...</p>
<p>however, weighting 300 lbs didnt get me anywhere so got on the South Beach diet</p>
<p>But I found the south beach diet to be a joke, so I invented my own.</p>
<p>'Lose weight by playing DDR!!!'</p>
<p>i beame a DDR maniac, but no one took ne seriously since i was neither asian nor a skinny white punk boy</p>
<p>But then I played "Pump it Up"; which got me back to a 90LB wuss.</p>
<p>so i had to beef up .. i ordered a mega Bowflex machine</p>
<p>and ended up looking like a macho slut</p>
<p>To top it off, I got a Brazilian wax and a fake tan.</p>
<p>Then I travelled to Spain and got married to my long-term life partner, Ima Queen.</p>
<p>and i changed my name to Andariel</p>
<p>and having had all these adventures I decided I wanted to have a child with Ima Queen</p>