<p>so we adopted a little boy, just like my former love Angelina had, and we named him Maddox as well</p>
<p>But then Barney came and ate him!</p>
<p>My hatred toward Barney since my youth suddenly turned into a rampant paroxysm of anger. I eventually stabbed Barney and ate him for dinner with my wife.</p>
<p>After which we decided to start working on that baby since Barney was a great aphrodesiac (sp?)</p>
<p>And when I found out that she liked to do it to the tune of the Barney theme, I was so repulsed that...</p>
<p>I decided to buy destiny's child's Temptation, which is done in the tune of Barney, which made the whole process much more pleasant.</p>
<p>And to numb the pain I kept Beyonce in mind the whole time...</p>
<p>... realizing that I wasn't gay after all! But, now that I had a sex change it turns out I had become gay.... I was so confused that I...</p>
<p>ate all the lobsters in Maine.</p>
<p>i was so fat, so i had to go on the DDR diet again</p>
<p>but I joined the army instead and went to Iraq.</p>
<p>I was teased in Iraq for my sexual preference, but I enjoyed it because...</p>
<p>iraqis r hawt, YO</p>
<p>But then they found me guilty of prisoner abuse..</p>
<p>So I was sentenced to 167 lashes...</p>
<p>Then I was transferred to the special force and was ordered to find and kill Bin Laden.</p>
<p>I managed to find Bin Laden but...</p>
<p>I realized that I love him.</p>
<p>and it would give me great pleasure to see him dead...</p>
<p>along with a 30 million award.</p>