<p>But then I realized he would probably be worth more alive, so I decided to cage him up and ebay him as well</p>
<p>The U.S government had the highest bid, 48 million, until Bin Laden was bought by Kim Jon II of North Korea for 100 million.</p>
<p>who decided to use him as an icon of the greatness of communism</p>
<p>However, Bin Laden escaped from the cage and ended up seeking refuge in china</p>
<p>Bin Laden was provided refuge in China and hearing of this Saddam Hussain to decided to head for China.</p>
<p>where, infused with the blood of the Communist warriors, he became SUPER SAIYAN SADDAM!</p>
<p>but preferred to be addressed by the name of his hero SUPER MARIO!</p>
<p>and in a great overtaking of the world, renames it Mushroom World</p>
<p>by making mushroom clouds.</p>
<p>Actually I was just playing Mario and ate a mushroom and grew into 'supermario!!'</p>
<p>And I was just playing Metroid... <em>plays item acquired jingle</em></p>
<p>After so many hours .. I decided to dith all of these video games and get me some real fun. (no offense to video game lovers :p)</p>
<p>but first i made sure to get infinite lives</p>
<p>then bungee jumped off a cliff in france.</p>
<p>followed by a trip to the local parisian bakery for baguettes and napoleons</p>
<p>i bought a loaf of bread too. boy do i love bread</p>
<p>but the bread had been infused with plutonium, and when I ate the bread, yummy as it was, I turned into...</p>
<p>george w bush...who in his genius...decided too...</p>
<p>not only mispell ordinary words and have a total disregard for grammer, but also try to commit suicide from self-hatred</p>
<p>caused because of the harm his presidency had inflicted on lower-income Americans</p>