<p>All my anger at Brad dissipated as I watched him soar through the air on delicate, shimmering fairy wings.</p>
<p>I think Im falling in love</p>
<p>or it could be the drugs I took yesterday.</p>
<p>i couldnt remember taking any drugs though</p>
<p>Which meant I was really becoming gay. Or was I bi?</p>
<p>I looked at angelina, and she looked like the ugliest pile of junk i had ever seen; that could mean only one thing: I was gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pranced about in a tutu for a good minute</p>
<p>I needed to check.</p>
<p>I then put the tutu back in my sister's closet, and then I realized I had just come out of the closet!</p>
<p>I joined the Gay Staright Alliance and was elected president.</p>
<p>I even got a chance to meet Cher through GSA.</p>
<p>But something looked very strange about Cher, and she pulled off her "face" to reveal that she was a evil robot!</p>
<p>Turns out that the robot was one of many who came from the planet Yale in order to viciously murder all Harvardians on earth with the help of their satellite organization in New Haven.</p>
<p>However, the Harvardians had formed their own secret alliance with New Haven that the Yaleans(!) didn't know about.</p>
<p>World War III Began</p>
<p>Or so the Harvardians and Yalies thought: they have always thought the world revolves around them.</p>
<p>But alas it does not; it revolves around JK Rowling</p>
<p>So, the war would remain known as the YaleHarv war against the Yaleans: the only documented collaboration between Yalies and Harvardians in the history of mankind.</p>
<p>In fact I wrote a diary entry about it, which will be used as a Primary Source in the year 2050 when Global Studies studies are learning about Major Turning Points in the World.</p>
<p>The war was damn messy, with Yalies running into Harvard and paint balling everything in site, while injuring many famous teachers</p>
<p>The war ended 2 years after and peace was restored. Harvard and Yale, however, continued their rivalry and pointless competition.</p>