<p>I then passed out and woke up two days later with a large headache and stark naked on the floor of my bathroom.</p>
<p>with a tiny tiny....</p>
<p>....vision. I was virtually blind</p>
<p>lol so i went to see an optometrist</p>
<p>so he offered to fix my tiny tiny vision and as a bouns offer, he decided to fix all my tiny, tiny parts.</p>
<p>bur first i had to do him a favor</p>
<p>And it involved my tiny, tiny vision.</p>
<p>...in THAT way.</p>
<p>Meaning, not in THIS way. :)</p>
<p>the favor was to help his wife...he was getting tired of the nurses.....</p>
<p>Because they just couldn't satisfy him like his wife could...</p>
<p>So I give his wife an extreme make-over...</p>
<p>... but she was still butt-ugly</p>
<p>the doctor sued me</p>
<p>for $1,345,678.06!</p>
<p>But I only had $1,345,678.00</p>
<p>So I had to model nude to get the 0.06</p>
<p>The nude pic featured in all the national dailies the next day!</p>
<p>I was approached by women for the rest of my life</p>
<p>I was hired by director xaiasdasdnkjh for his new film, "the wild man".</p>