This is why Don't Ask Don't Tell can't be repealed

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<p>Repeal</a> Of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</p>

<p>this is why</p>

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<p>I hope you know that The Onion is a joke newspaper.</p>

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<p>I think it’s sad that you weren’t able to detect how ridiculous this thread is.</p>

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<p>You have no idea how many people take it seriously, so how could we possibly tell that you were being ridiculous? :confused: </p>

<p>Sorry… tone on the internet is not detectable.</p>

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<p>I’m sure the gay sex would destract the terrorists. It might help.</p>

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<p>I linked to an Onion article, honestly.</p>

<p>But ilovefgump is completely correct</p>

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<p>^[Quite</a> a few people](<a href=“The Onion - Wikipedia”>The Onion - Wikipedia) have take the Onion seriously.</p>

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<p>Oh good grief</p>

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<p>Use a sarcasm button if you must.</p>

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<p>We used to have “sarcastic blue” on this one board I liked.</p>

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<p>its supposed to be /s if you want to put a sarcastic tone</p>

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<p>I love this article haha.</p>

<p>And it was totally obvious the OP was being sarcastic.</p>