<p>Don't you wish you could say certain things to teachers without being expelled? Since you can't, post them here.</p>
<p>To my English teacher:
I don't care who runs this class. I don't care whose name is on the door. I don't care if this is a democracy. MY ANSWER WAS RIGHT.</p>
<p>I wish I could run up to my math prof, give him a giant hug, and call him snuggly. Extra bonus points if it's during lecture.</p>
<p>He looks like he doesn't have enough love in his life. I met him at the math tea and he was being all antisocial and sitting in a corner, and I tried talking to him but he moved away...and his lectures are so robotic, it's like he literally reads off his lecture notes. I bet math is his only pleasure in life. You do have to make sacrifices to be a professor of that caliber.</p>
<p>To my chemistry teacher:
"... yeah, I was the one who clogged the sink. Both times."</p>
<p>To my biology teacher:
"Frog dissections are horrible, I would much rather dissect humans."</p>
<p>To my English teacher:
"I took a bite out of my copy of Heart of Darkness."</p>
<p>Alex</p>
<p>To my Chemistry teacher:
"you are an idiot. And why are you a teacher anyway, it's obvious that you don't want to teach..so why don't you just quit and stop wasting my time and yours."</p>
<p>ps: He was actually fired 2 weeks ago...yay!</p>
<p>Yeah you can, you send them an anonymous letter at the end of your senior year.</p>
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<p>lol sounds like something i would do.</p>
<p>Wow I'm such a passive person, I can't think of anything to say to all my teachers. Uh, actually, maybe my history teacher, she always takes off extra points on my testing scantrans "accidentally" because "I didn't erase my wrong answers completely".</p>
<p>To my gym teacher:</p>
<p>No one cares about this class (it doesn't go on gpa). Your analogies are worthless and retarded. Please get out of this school.</p>
<p>=P</p>
<p>To my choir director:</p>
<p>"Everyone is sick of your political BS. Stop giving what are supposed to be SOLO SONGS to 5 and 6 people. We're almost adults, we can handle not getting the song that we wanted. STOP PLAYING FAVORITES...no one likes you for it and we're all sick of it."</p>
<p>To my journalism professor:</p>
<p>"Pull the stick out of your ass and beat yourself with it."
"You are the feces shame produced when it ate too much stupidity."
"**** you and the Google Ads you road in on."
"You smell like Febreeze and fermented cheese."</p>
<p>To world: Please, just stop teaching, it's not helping anyone.</p>
<p>Plattsburgh- HAHAHAH</p>
<p>to my old world history teacher:
"stop flirting with your female students!!!!! it's TOO gross! eck!!"</p>
<p>to my anatomy teacher:
"Youre wrong, calm down, 1000 kilocalories =/= 1 calorie</p>
<p>To my history teacher:</p>
<p>Please stop claiming that you were the one who found the review book that our class is now based around, I told you about that book!!!</p>
<p>To an English Teacher -
Stop putting your ******* religion first. I don't CARE if Jesus saved you. Just let me read my book.</p>
<p>To my guidance counselor:
So I'll burn out if I don't spend forty minutes a day in a crowded, noisy cafeteria? My 4.5 GPA begs to differ!</p>
<p>To my English/Creative Writing teacher:</p>
<p>Stop being such a snob, and acting like you're the most amazing person on earth because you were published once fifty million years ago. Stop judging books you've never read just because they're popular so they're bound to be bad. Stop being so pretentious and being like, "Oh, I read Craver's books," or, "Oh, I met that writer once. I'm sooo cool!" Stop looking down to everyone else because you're so obviously superior, no one can compete with you. And stop being so immature, wannabe revolutionary, I hate the system, I can speak two languages (wow!), and just grow up.</p>
<p>to my english teacher:
Your voice is like the chipmunks' on crack.</p>
<p>to my student music teacher:
So hot. Can't resist flirting...</p>
<p>to my history teacher:</p>
<p>just because you were dumb in college and high school doesnt mean you should rag on the smart ones saying that dumb ones are actually the ones that use their brains and are street smart. effing *******</p>
<p>To the maybe five good teachers I've had since kindergarten:</p>
<p>Thank you.</p>