What you wish you could say

<p>This isn't to my teachers, but...</p>

<p>To my boss:</p>

<p>You're an obnoxious, nosy, micromanager who, it seems, makes every effort to make us feel incompetent. And we no longer take you seriously when you demand superhuman feats of organization. We just think you're an enormous tool. Please stop making us wear these annoying walkie-talkies and let us work. We may not get everything done, but to expect us to work at 110% capacity for eight-hour stretches when we are demoralized by your nagging and by the fact that our store is not doing well is ridiculous.</p>

<p>Also, to retail shoppers:</p>

<p>Please clean up after yourselves. I am not a janitor. My job is organize the items in the store to make it easier for your to shop. Every time you just dump stuff on the floor, you are wasting my time and making the store even less organized than it is. If you would just put things back where you found them, everyone's lives would be simpler. (Also, please do not freak out that there's a mouse in the store while you're devouring a poppyseed bagel right in the middle of the shoe department. True, the people who own the building could just fix the foundation, but wouldn't it be easier to just not eat in the store? This is not a restaurant. It is a department store. People have food allergies. On a related note, it is unacceptable to put half-eaten food in shoeboxes. Eventually, people find it. And those people complain to me, because it is obviously my fault that there is a half-eaten chicken nugget in that box. If I see you put food anywhere except in a trash can, I will make the most passive-aggressive comment you will ever hear, because there is no excuse for that kind of laziness and rudeness.)</p>

<p>To my lit. teacher: stop being such a drama queen!! For frickin sakes, you are a 26 year old teacher, not a soap opera. Stop telling us about the 12 boyfriends you've had. We're sorry that you married the wrong guy and then ended up divorced, while your true love died in a tragic motorcycle accident. We can't do anything about it!!! Grow up and stop complaining. We know you keep on straining muscles, getting jaw problems, and getting 4 different types of pneumonia, but who cares! Just be quiet and teach us something for once. (first it was 2 really bad colds. then she got her car broken into and house stuff stolen. Then another bad cold. Then she fell in the hallway and broke a bone in her leg. Then she was on crutches for 3 weeks. Then she got pneumonia. Then she got some awful jaw issue and had to get surgery. Then her wrist is strained. Her back still hurts... it goes on and on)</p>

<p>note: this teacher has disappeared as of last friday. We presume she is in the hospital for something. She might not be back.</p>

<p>To my english/philosophy teacher: please, please, please don't expect so much out of us. We are seniors-we don't give a fruit anymore. Senioritis is a valid excuse!!! None of us give a crap about philosophy, really. And stop treating us as we've committed a moral sin by not doing our homework!</p>

<p>To everyone in my class: No you aren't getting into UCLA and Berkeley with a 1500 SAT and I would like to see the look on your faces when you finally get your rejection letter.</p>

<p>To this dumb**** that I talk to sometimes: No you aren't going to become a pharmacist or even get past med school prereqs if you don't even have the discipline to work in a easy as **** history class</p>

<p>To my math teacher: Stop eating so damn much, and learn how to teach.</p>

<p>To my counselor: I'm not going to community college like everyone else in this ****ing school so stop telling me 3 APs is too much and just let me sign up for the god damn class.</p>

<p>To the principal: You're horrible and no one benefits from your ******** bureaucratic, red tape policies</p>

<p>To my guidance counselor: You're nice but seriously you don't know **** about anything</p>

<p>To Collegeboard: I want compensation for you royally anal raping me and my wallet. **** you.</p>

<p>To the department of education: **** you and your heterogeneous classes</p>

<p>I have anger issues.</p>

<p>English Teacher:
Stop giving the dumb kids good grades because you feel sorry for them and the smart kids low grades because they can fend for themselves--it just doesn't make sense!</p>

<p>Multiple Subject Teacher (see her way too many time a day...):
If I didn't feel like coming to class, just deal with it. Attendance isn't everything, and neither is making perfect scores on every assignment handed to us. I'm thankful I have a life. The girl whose parents make sure that she gets to school on time every day and pester her about doing her homework all the time is in for a rude awakening when she gets to college.</p>

<p>Spanish Teacher:
You make skipping your class too damn easy!</p>

<p>Chem Teacher:
I know it's an AP class, but can't you slow down a bit so that some of us can understand what we're supposed to be learning? Being super rigorous won't make any of us score better on the AP Exam!</p>

<p>Counselor:
You've kept me going this year.</p>

<p>To the OP:
Awesome thread.</p>

<p>English teacher: You are amazing. You feel more like a really wise and hilarious friend that happens to lead my class than just some teacher. Talking and grad trip-going with you has been amazing, and I want to be sure to keep in touch. Thanks for redeeming some of high school for me.</p>

<p>Economics teacher: How do you still have a job? You're a sexist, racist, and ignoramus to boot. Your condescension towards me and others because we happen to be female is really obvious, and I hope our notes to the principal come through. And the way you lick your lips reminds me of Jabba the Hutt.</p>

<p>Guidance department: You suck. So bad. I would have been at least a salutatorian if you had given me the classes I wanted, but because I decided to start a third language instead of a student assistant period, my GPA dropped and I got no recognition what-so-ever. You guys were really uncooperative all year, with the exception of my favorite guidance counselor, whose hands were tied by the rest of you. I wish there were a circle of hell awful enough for you and your mean secretaries that are snippy with me.</p>

<p>dude, EHS09, your post is more than a bit hypocrtical. you bag on one teacher for being harsh on attendance, and then on another for making skipping class no big deal. then say that one of the girls in your class will be in a rude awakening when she gets to college and doesn't have somebody to hold her hand, and then bag on a third teacher for going to fast. do you think college profs care if you didn't get a chance to copy down that last slide? (hint: they don't).</p>

<p>to many other posters: realize that your teachers are freaking people too. Teaching high school is a helluva lot harder than you guys acknowledge, and with your attitudes, you're lucky anybody is willing to even attempt to teach you. I know that I sure as hell wouldn't teach some 16 year old punk that thought they knew better than me, even though the majority of them have never had to pay student loans or taxes or have a real job.</p>

<p>(sorry for the gramatical screw ups in the post...)</p>

<p>My former English teacher: When you discuss the "phony people" in The Catcher in the Rye, how do you not realize that YOU are the epitome of phoniness? You don't know the book better than I do, so don't fcking take points off my test when I don't just rehash your bullsh-t opinions. I'm so glad I dropped your nightmare of a class before things got out of hand.</p>

<p>To all of my classmates who went along with and ate up her fake attitude: go play in traffic.</p>

<p>
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to many other posters: realize that your teachers are freaking people too.

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And some people are real freaking jerks. I could go through and list all the terrible teachers I had in high school, but there's just so many, and I don't feel like re-living bad memories. Suffice it to say that they made my life miserable.</p>

<p>Granted, there are a lot of ungrateful students, too.</p>

<p>To people in general: Judge not, lest ye be judged.
To CC people: Judge not, lest ye be judged by your dream university.</p>

<p>To my English prof. - Please stop underlining EVERY single thing you write!
To my Bio teacher - I'm soo glad you didn't make me pay for that study guide
To my Physics teacher- When you find something valuable, you do not put it where anyone can take it
To my Peer Counseling adviser- Really sorry I missed the meeting today.</p>

<p>To my American Lit teacher:
Haha i got accepted, and got a big scholarship, in your face!
To the new english teacher:
You know what, no one likes you, because YOURE A DICK!</p>

<p>To my world history teacher:
YOU CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER!</p>

<p>To my class:
I hate you because you judged me for being different, and just remember you had no other choice but a CC.</p>

<p>MBP, my comments about the girl and my prof going to fast have nothing to do with each other because the first is talking about social skills whereas the second is about academics.</p>

<p>And my spanish teacher does make skipping class to easy--as in I can't keep myself from skipping! That one was more for comedic purposes, but I can see why you'd say that my comments are hypocritical. Really though, I'd just like a happy medium.</p>

<p>I appreciate that you read my post though :D</p>

<p>I don't care about ANY of this.</p>

<p>To some girl in my class:
You're evil and will get nowhere in life. As a matter of fact, I hope you get nowhere in life because you are...words I can't even describe, they're so horrible that they aren't even english....</p>

<p>To my religion teacher:
You suck, get over it, and start taking your students advice or retire.</p>

<p>To a nun in my school:
How old are you, exactly?</p>

<p>To last year's religion teacher:
You're awesome and you changed my life. Thank you. </p>

<p>To my friend (who's a boy):
Um...I like you.</p>

<p>Junior year US History teacher:</p>

<p>You are quite hot, and only 20-something years old. Get a manfriend already, damn it! You're giving me hope that attractive, intelligent women can be single for long periods of time! And please, for the love of God, go back to Forensics--it's dead with our current adviser, and I really don't want to let down those kids who want to do debate. It's killing me.
Addendum: Continue to wear heels whilst doing so.</p>

<p>To current SS teacher/Mock Trial coach/Forensics 'adviser':</p>

<p>You can be nice! Really! Why must you be a bizatch to everybody? You're reasonably nice to me and other people on the Mock Trial team. You could extend that same friendliness to others. Granted, some people in our class are jerks, but seriously. Professionalism does not automatically mean smackdown. Also, pay some damn attention to Forensics! Just because we got 3rd in states does NOT mean that you can neglect this club! My friend is useless in creating meetings, so you need to do your volunteered job and sign us up. We got $2k from last year, use it! </p>

<p>AP Physics teacher:</p>

<p>You rule. But damn it, I still can't get this. I have no idea what I'm doing, and I'm going to fail this AP exam (as in, negative score). AHHHHHHH.</p>

<p>To my MUN advisor:
If you didn't want the job, you didn't have to freaking take it. If you had just sit back and let us do the work, we would have done it. We did the research, we contacted everyone, all you had to do was sign your name and get on a bus but nooooooo. One conference in two years. We hate you. Srsly.</p>

<p>To Bill Lawrence:
Thank you for creating the TV show Scrubs. ILU</p>

<p>To my math teacher:
I don't care if my mom is your best friend, it's not fair for you to tell her my test/quiz grades before you tell me!</p>

<p>To a history teacher:
I know my history and you are a moron!</p>

<p>To a Spanish teacher:
You are conceited and hypocritical.</p>

<p>To my Spanish teacher:
I know you love the kid that sits behind my friend, but that does not mean you let him walk all over you and prevent us from learning Spanish! Also, it's a little creepy. And I think you need to be more like the other Spanish II teacher-I actually learned something from him. </p>

<p>To this kid I knew:
Why have you been acting like an a-whole? Is there something you need to get off your chest? Or are you really going to stay like that your whole life?</p>

<p>To my dad:
You're wrong. Deal with it.</p>

<p>To history teacher: STOP flirting with the girls in the class. And **** you because you didn't even give me a chance to join the debate team.</p>

<p>To physics: stop ****ing up our grades. You look like an idiot who tries to show off your skills when you said 65-4= 59.</p>

<p>To all of admin: stop ****ing up my recommendations because I didn't listen to your advice to not take more than 3 APs. Unlike you people, I actually like taking risks. (btw, I got what I wanted in the end)</p>

<p>To some of the posters on this thread (and on CC in general): Stop thinking you're soooo high and mighty just because you're going to a top school. There's nothing wrong with a community college, a state college, or no college for that matter. Success does not care if you went to Harvard or dropped out of high school junior year. I know of some graduates of top schools who hate their lives. Sure, they make hundreds of thousands a year, but they have no family or friends. Keep your pretentious attitude up and this could be you in ten years.</p>

<p>To my U.S. History teacher: My classmates love you. I don't look like it and my letter to you was impersonal, but I love you, too. Come back safely from Iraq, or we'll cry all our eyes out.</p>

<p>I probably wouldn't be expelled for saying that, though. It's just embarrassing.</p>