<p>To the chemistry teacher i had a few years ago: You are wayyy too smart to be teaching HS and nobody here understands what you are teaching.</p>
<p>To my current history teacher: Sorry you don't like me because I'm not going to the school you went to and I'm "below" you because I'm going to a regional university next year. You are so dumb to think that Caitlin is going to be something great in life (college teachers won't put up with her ***** and crying to the teacher won't work anymore). I'm tired of you thinking that you know everything about life and need to discuss it with it. ALL I WANT IS TO LEARN THE LESSON!</p>
<p>To my college history teacher: You are sexy!</p>
<p>To a girl I know: I really don't want to be your friend.......</p>
<p>To my aunt Cecilia, stop saying it doesn't matter how well I do in my schooling, I should not be thinking of college and grad school because I should accept the fact that I am poor and my dad never saved. It is not my fault your spoiled kid failed her classes and dropped out of college after your poured all your money on her. And stop saying I shouldn't dream beyond my means.
To my uncle, no cc is not the only option I have. Stop pretending that you don't understand what I am saying when I tell you about about my SAT scores, APs. Don't look at me like I am an idiot or a loser.
To my 11th grade English teacher. Thank you for believing in me and actually saying you liked my essays.
To my so called friends, don't treat me like an outcast and avoid me just because you are in college and I took a gap year. No I am not beneath you. I am going to college this year but I guess now I know long friendship lasts.</p>
<p>To my history teacher: You are an incompetent fool! Please do us all a favor and quit. No one is learning anything in your class and your teaching skills are beyond horrid! Look around, your students need you to be here, not be gone for 34,231,545 days and then come back and give a chapter test that everyone is clueless with.</p>
<p>To my english teacher: Don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite! ;)</p>
<p>To my friends: Without you, i'm nothing.</p>
<p>To that one girl in track: You seem really cool. I should get to know you.</p>
<p>To my Latin teacher: How could you teach for so long and not know basic vocabulary? Oh yeah, that's beause you spend more time telling us about how you got your cats or what you did this weekend than actually teaching.</p>
<p>To my gym teacher: Face it - your class has not changed anyone's life. If it wasn't required, no one would even bother with it.</p>
<p>To my AP Euro teacher: Don't let the other kids get to you. Your class is the best!</p>
<p>To this one senior: You're going to MIT for free!?! If you weren't so awesome, I'd hate you.</p>
<p>To my Stats teacher: Wow, how the heck did they let you get a teaching license? You don't teach! I'm sorry, but showing us those Teresa Amabile videos once a week isn't TEACHING. PLEASE TEACH. NOW.</p>
<p>To my AVID teacher: You are such a nice lady. And your help with college admissions is really appreciated. I like you! But these projects you are making us do are simply ABSURD. I refuse to write a 6-8 page essay on Bill Clinton's life. Especially when I have no interest in him whatsoever.</p>
<p>To one of the counselors: I'm so glad that you told me I was going to die in a natural disaster. Now I can stop worrying about pandemics.</p>
<p>To my economics teacher: you finally have a serious girlfriend, so stop telling us how we have no real friends in the world, belittling us for not knowing famous baseball stars, and please please please stop telling us your methods for picking up girls. They're really creepy. And stop with the passive-aggressive behavior.</p>
<p>To my US History teacher: Thank you for everything.</p>
<p>To my Japanese teacher: Stop telling us we got the wrong answer and then saying that the correct answer is exactly what we just said. Also, don't tell us two interchangeable words for 'because', then tell us we're wrong when we use one instead of the other.</p>
<p>^ I can relate to the Japanese one...
Lessee...</p>
<p>To my math teacher: I don't think most of us are as high caliber as your math league students. Please don't hold us to their lofty standards, give us an impossible test, and then be disappointed in us. We don't like math that much.</p>
<p>To my English teacher: Why are you teaching us basic grammar now? We learned all this already!</p>
<p>To Raymond Chang (author of my ap chem text): I hate you so much.</p>
<p>i'll do this in order.
math teacher: you're a terrible teacher, the worst i've ever had. don't tell me i'm disrespectful when no teachers in this school respect students. also, because teaching isn't working out, maybe you could be the bearded lady at the circus.
language arts: you have the most annoying voice in the entire world. no one even likes shakespeare, and stop bringing your kids to school and making me set them up on webkinz.
science: you are such a jerk, i'm so sick of hearing how my grade isn't good enough for the high school i'm not even going to. and sorry for trying not to waste paper. also, stop checking out my friends. none of them would ever date you, you sketchpad.
chorus: you have the worst taste in music i have ever heard of. i'm not singing any of your dumb songs. and maybe you could actually listen to my suggestions for once. also, please go on the biggest loser you whale.
art: don't tell me your dissapointed in me. i'm not going to be a painter or a middle school art teacher when i grow up, you hater.</p>
<p>Class Sponsor: DON'T YOU LEAVE US! ILL CRY AND OUR CLASS WILL OFFICIALLY SUCK<a href="not%20that%20it%20doesn't%20already">/b</a> :)
Activities Director: You know what... you're all right!
Old History Teacher: All of us are here...praying...you will get through this breast cancer...YOU WILL!**
Math Teacher: You CAN NOT teach. Stop. Period. (Although you are funny!)
New History Teacher: You are really young for teaching this class. It's an AP and I am NOT ready. Thanks for trying...not your fault. #%$@ happens.
Enviro Teacher: I hate how everyone disrespects you when you might as well be one of the most dedicated and caring teachers towards your students to have ever stepped into the school. I honestly hope you get a job where people appreciate your sincerity and kindness. I thank you so much!
English Teacher: ONE OF THE BEST TEACHERS EVER!
JROTC: All I can say is...hahaha...you're so cool!
Journalism: I adore you!! :)</p>
<p>In order
Photo: No I am not going to be a profesional photographer!!!!!!!!
Math: Best math class I've ever had.
Spanish: STOP MAKING UP WORDS!!!!!
Bio: You are the best teacher i have ever had
English: We have not read our books seventeen times so no your questions are not obvious. You are nice outside class though.
History: If someone dissagrees with your pollitical views they are NOT wrong.
AVID: This class would help me a lot if we did not just look at schools with in a two hour drive. Some of us want to get away.</p>